shitpost thread - fuck blackquill

[Tzula]

When you’re a vort in the cistern and hear jackboots so you do the vorticough vc to scare them off but immediately here “Stabilization team has sector control”

I don't get the last bit.

Is it a ota line?

 

[Johnny B. Goode]

 

[john]

When a bluesuit asks you for some food because of his starvation.

 

[Tzula]

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come on dudes give me free nebulae too.

 

[Isuckatgaming]

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come on dudes give me free nebulae too.

roses are red
violets are blue
how about no
a dumb will do

 

[Tzula]

roses are red
violets are blue
how about no
a dumb will do

Roses are red, violets are blue, Fack you and continue to give me nebublae too.

 

[Mist]

https://soundcloud.com/barioncr/get-your-free-steamed-hams

what the fuck are you even saying?

 

[Johnny B. Goode]

guys i got asked for id at the petrol station after i put the petrol in my car

the woman even thought that the issuing date of my license which was december this year was my date of birth

 

[Isuckatgaming]

guys i got asked for id at the petrol station after i put the petrol in my car

the woman even thought that the issuing date of my license which was december this year was my date of birth

did she look like this

 

[Johnny B. Goode]

did she look like this

nah it was one of them gosh-darn foreigners

 

[Isuckatgaming]

nah it was one of them gosh-darn foreigners

 

[TheRobsterDJ]

nah it was one of them gosh-darn foreigners

wow lmao she took my job

 

[Plankster]

wow lmao she took my job

 

[Johnny B. Goode]

i literally gave her my driver's license and she said 'this doesn't prove anything'

oh i'm sorry because having my photo, name, address, date of birth and so forth doesn't count as identification

 

[Plankster]

i literally gave her my driver's license and she said 'this doesn't prove anything'

oh i'm sorry because having my photo, name, address, date of birth and so forth doesn't count as identification

she needed about 3.50 and she would let you go

 

[TheRobsterDJ]

i literally gave her my driver's license and she said 'this doesn't prove anything'

oh i'm sorry because having my photo, name, address, date of birth and so forth doesn't count as identification

wow lol ur an idiot ur supposed to tell her who and what you identify as -.- also it might've been to do with your race or ethnicity

 

[Plankster]

e: why did it post twice?

 

[SGT Angel]

i literally gave her my driver's license and she said 'this doesn't prove anything'

oh i'm sorry because having my photo, name, address, date of birth and so forth doesn't count as identification

Lol silly cunt you know the rules gotta keep the queens royal birth certificate on you at all times to prove you can fill your car up with petrol


cunt :)

 

[john]

guys i got asked for id at the petrol station after i put the petrol in my car

the woman even thought that the issuing date of my license which was december this year was my date of birth

pretty sure you're not obligated to give out your I.D unless you're buying alcohol or being stopped by a police officer.

 

[Johnny B. Goode]

Lol silly cunt you know the rules gotta keep the queens royal birth certificate on you at all times to prove you can fill your car up with petrol


cunt :grinning:

OI MATE WHERES YOUR PETROL LICENSE