shitpost thread - fuck blackquill

[Gabby]

>god created light on the first day
>god created the sun on the fourth day
what did god mean by this

The Hebrews count the absence of light around the planet a day passing

 

[Ond]

The Hebrews count the absence of light around the planet a day passing

but how can there be an absence of light if there never was light until the fourth day

 

[Gabby]

but how can there be an absence of light if there never was light until the fourth day

God counts as the light and left and came back later
also poor translation issues

 

[Ond]

God counts as the light and left and came back later
also poor translation issues

so god created himself on the first day

 

[Gabby]

so god created himself on the first day

No that was Sophia

 

[Ond]

No that was Sophia

FUCK THESE RELIGIOUS RABBIT HOLES

 

[cns - he/him/his]

god forgot to turn the lighting engine on

 

[Flawed Hero]

So I found this today.

 

[Flanders]

 

[DoubleD]

what if you

wanted to go to heaven

but god said

despacito 3 isn't coming out

 

[Flawed Hero]

what if you

wanted to go to heaven

but god said

despacito 3 isn't coming out

Will hell have Despacito 4,000?

 

[Knight]

http://**********/pol/1527375517240.jpg

 

[Deleted member 332]

Hi guys this is my ota app hope u like it pls be nice im new

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I follow absolutely no type of team coordination. If you wanna give orders give them to each other don't you dare bring that shit to me. All I know how to do is go in there and get a lot of poo poo on my Peter and a lot of shit on my dick from sticking it straight up their ass. Now let's go team.

 

[Ond]

what if you

wanted to go to heaven

but god said

despacito 3 isn't coming out

 

[Black Rain (1989)]

Watch this video to die instantly.

 

[Isuckatgaming]

Watch this video to die instantly.

it didn't work i want my refund

 

[Postino]

God counts as the light and left and came back later
also poor translation issues

just fucking admit what the bible says is faker than every hoe i know
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oh please stop it with these dumb memes

 

[Black Rain (1989)]

@GenericPlayer

 

[Ond]

@GenericPlayer

 

[Ond]

Who else here /examseason/?

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