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Evil said:
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This is a psyop.

They're going to rescue the kids against all odds and the whole world will be blissfully content, thinking real life is just like their favourite Marvel flick.

If this whole story is confusing to you, don't expect any clarification in the coming days. They will never adequately explain how the team got so deep into the cave or how they were suddenly able to rescue them.

If this was truly an unscripted event, none of us would be hearing about it. They would not leave something like this up to chance. A media circus like this ending in disaster would be far too disruptive to society, because of how it would effect people psychologically.
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I met Jerma about 6-7 days ago. I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my sister got her hair done. So there I am, sitting in the waiting area of a hair salon with my niece, and who walks in but Jeremy himself! I assume he was getting a brand new toupee fitted.

I was nervous as shit, and just kept looking at him as he played PUBG Mobile on his phone and waited, but was too scared to say anything to him.

Pretty soon my niece started crying, and I'm trying to calm her down because I didn't want her to bother Jerma, but she wouldn't stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asked what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So Jerma put down his phone, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breastfed her right there in the middle of the hair salon.

Chill guy, really nice about it.
 
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DoubleD said:
I met Jerma about 6-7 days ago. I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my sister got her hair done. So there I am, sitting in the waiting area of a hair salon with my niece, and who walks in but Jeremy himself! I assume he was getting a brand new toupee fitted.

I was nervous as shit, and just kept looking at him as he played PUBG Mobile on his phone and waited, but was too scared to say anything to him.

Pretty soon my niece started crying, and I'm trying to calm her down because I didn't want her to bother Jerma, but she wouldn't stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asked what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So Jerma put down his phone, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breastfed her right there in the middle of the hair salon.

Chill guy, really nice about it.
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Hi everyone, I just want to make a post with some really terrible news. I'm not sure if this has been discussed on the Discord server or I'm the first one to be breaking the news to everyone.

Today I was driving home and passed the CoCo Waterpark in Massachusetts, traffic was bad as usual but I was surprised when I saw a familiar face. I saw Ster leave the waterpark with a towel around his shoulders talking to a small child, I was awe-struck when I realized it was my favorite Minecraft streamer, Jerma985. I pulled over to the side of the road to get my phone out and take a quick picture of the pair when suddenly a car came out of nowhere and struck both of them. This car must have been going at least 70 mph and sent both of them flying, Jerma, of course, a little farther because you know. I didn't get a good look but I'm assuming they both died instantly from fall damage. Screams echoed throughout the area as the car skidded to a halt maybe 200ft away, then the driver exited his vehicle to inspect the bodies. I was just close enough to hear the driver begin mumbling something about Army of Two and how his roommates would mess with his dvd collection or something. The man then sprinted over to my car and threw himself onto my windshield and attempted to sell me a t-shirt before getting back into his car and peeling out.

I stayed to give the police my witness report as the bodies were taken away in clown cars. I gave the police the only photo I took of the driver before he escaped. The silver lining in this is that the police told me the salt content in Ster's body will be enough to keep the road where he died de-iced for multiple winters.

Anyways I'm excited for the next stream.
 
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TBH I usually abhor Minecraft content but somehow every time James actually plays it, especially with a modpack I always find myself literally crying out of laughter.
 
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now this update fucked up my steam skin and i'm forced to look at 2007 UI with discord friends list UI
 
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