imagine being fallschimjaeger
>be hans
>be told theres an epic new elite unit in the luftwaffe
>sign up
>go through brutal training and selection for years
>finally earn jump wings
>its finally time to prove ourselves
>hans, your objective is crete, it is lightly defended by commonwealth troops, it should be easy
>day of the landing
>german parachutes can't handle a soldier dropping with too much gear, so all weapons are loaded into crates to be paradropped
>luftwaffe completely fucks up and drops all the crates over Australian positions
>schisse.jpg
>jump anyway, its only a small amount of empire troops
>land
>everyone only has lugers or an MP40 at best
>decide to attack the enemy
>get absolutely ass blasted by a bunch of prison colonial untermensches
>Entschuldigung, was zum Teufel
>decide to try flanking
>get literally cut to pieces by a bunch of maori fuckers with machetes
>after a few weeks and a shit ton of casusalties you finally take the island
>Hitler is outraged, thinks airborne infantry is completely useless
>your unit becomes glorified light infantry that watches the rear
>eventually get owned by the 101st
the absolute state