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hewrrra

give me a girlfriend

Akula

i wish for ww3rp

@Mateozz granted. I've given you a girlfriend. Just take care of the police looking for a kidnapper.

@Akula granted, but it has FA:S and a 16 tick rate.

Akula

is that meant to be a bad thing mate you just described the perfect kind

Isuckatgaming

i guess they never miss huh

Nicrobe

I'd like people to not forget my birthday next year... >:X

Isuckatgaming

Granted

people remember your birthday but still don't like you enough to congratulate you

D

Deleted member 38

i wish for a bone stock 2jz-gte with accompanying billet parts, a precision 82mm turbo, e85 sensor, air-to-water intercooler system, kean suspension setup and a fuel cell

Isuckatgaming

TL;DR try a short wish next time

D

Deleted member 38

this genie is a fucking scam

Nicrobe

I didn't even get a call from my parents lmao

Whilt

I wish for unlimited wishes without compromise directly from you, when I ask you for a wish, I will wish with the sentence 'grumpy doodle, I wish for' and then state what i want afterwards

hewrrra

i want ben shapiro to play hl2rp

Isuckatgaming

@Whilty granted, but your request for more wishes has to be processed by corporate due to exceeding the number of wishes i'm allowed to grant as a contract based genie.

@Mateozz granted. He get's banned for minging within the first 5 minutes