Dr Breen may not request nuclear strikes on potential Aperture science locations to 'get even' - the potential teleportation tech cannot risk being lost.
nebulous
Kafe
welcome to the Retirement
the dr bright gag would've been twice funnier in the context of neb if we were still in the clockwork timeline where isis sutherland literally transmitted her mind into that of another person so she could fuck moslak, howell and reinhart
Raiden
All Transhuman personnel are politely asked not to mention the word "instinct" in front of Dr. Breen. Countless hours of ranting shall ensue.
Kafe
addendum: Dr Breen may not use portal technology to teleport to the moon in order to 'Make those NASA losers look like trash'
Kafe
Dr Breen may not use a curtain and loudspeaker to pretend he is an advisor, just no.
welcome to the Retirement
better than any lore thread i ever made
Raiden
During Breen's capture of Eli Vance, his attempted "Bring Your Daughter To Work Day" proved little aid in attempting to lure Alyx Vance into a trap.
Kafe
Dr Breen may not request a debeaked headcrab, not after the compromising situation we found him in with a de-venomed bullsquid. - we didn't think we would need a MMR to remove Japan from people's memory.
Kafe
Dr Breen may not use MMR sessions to create multiple duplicates of himself, or Sutherland, one of each is more than enough.
Raiden
Dr. Breen may not use MMR sessions as a way to force citizens to "forget Hawaii".
Blackquill
Dr. Breen must be reminded that his water is meant for citizen consumption only
Kafe
Dr Breen may not request visits to Shell beach to 'get tanned as f***' - the number of snipers required for safety required a new wall to be built.
Kafe
Dr Breen may not order an accelerated ocean draining operation to 'show that Mitchel who is boss'
Blackquill
Dr. Breen must be reminded that 'Gordon Freeman' is a figment of his imagination
Kafe
Dr Breen is not allowed to open a window in his office, the altitude of his office froze the two soldiers tasked to remain stationary at his side.
Kafe
Additionally: Dr Breen may not replace the Dispatch protocol with his own voice samples. Civil Protection autonomous verdicts peaked from last time it was tested.
Isuckatgaming
Dr. Breen needs to be reminded at exactly 5:05 PM every day that ''Dinner not being served at 5 PM'' isn't a valid reason to press the citadel lockdown button
Kafe
Dr Breen no longer has the power to approve reproduction simulations. Mechanical or not.
"The 50 page questionnaire on instinct was damned annoying" - C17.RL:VICE-6 C17.20:ROLLER-9
"The 50 page questionnaire on instinct was damned annoying" - C17.RL:VICE-6 C17.20:ROLLER-9
Kafe
Dr Breen may no longer host HoundEye racing events in the citadel. The structure almost collapsed when a bluesuit glitched into the building and set them off.
Kafe
Dr Breen may not request the Terminal and Union social entertainment to produce a VR version of the manhack arcade.