Was just chilling in bed with my phone last night, as you do, and then a fucking spider crawled across my phone. I don't think I've ever screamed like that in my life.
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RIP to all of you who got judged by the gods for your hubris but I'm built different
Now I am become drunk, driver of cars
me when i scoop up my cat: haha get scooped you dumb idiot
little man is wishing you happy new years
My hungry ass could NEVER be a Chinese general during the Siege of Suiyang 💀💀
call me a windshield the way i wipe
the common morality fan vs the average meatgrinder enthusiast
bitches call me RGB cus im on the spectrum
hey mr. atgaming i was stalking your profile and noticed that on august 5th you talked shit about the enclave power amrour i am afraid i have to bash your head in with a wooden mallet now
If gravity was real, Australians would fall off the bottom of the planet unless they all have spiderman feet.
Flat earth is just a conspiracy to cover up that the world is run by Australian spider people.
I've cranked up the volume on music I like. I've never once felt the urge to crank up the volume on a book. How do you explain that liberals?
i'm a grub and i live in the soil
This generation can’t even handle being torn apart in an inhospitable environment by an as of yet uncatalogued aquatic predator smh 😔
streamer andy encounters his arch nemesis, is left in confusion
bitches be like "i hate being in traffic" my brother in christ you are the traffic
god gives his blindest drivers to his most oblivious cyclists
All my red flags are cancelled out by the fact i'm a little silly. just a goofy guy. a funny little fella
Should've never admitted to my mom I read the books now she's interrogating me every time we watch a new episode of House of the Dragon together
ELDER KINGS 2 RELEASE DATE ANNOUNCED LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO -
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