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AI could never replace me.... my deep and esoteric thought process is too chaotic for any machine to replicate... the multi-layered mind where every facet of every neuron is simulating entire realities... this could never be done by fancy engraved rocks with electricity running through them... the ham and cheese sandwiches are too immaculate for any machine to create...
Back in my day you could walk into a store with just a fiver and come out with several bottles of wine. Can't do that anymore, too many cameras
would be crazy if you had to jack on before you could jack off
weed gummies should cost 50 cents and be sold legally from vending machines on every street corner
nebulous has been slacking lately... first christmas theme more than halfway through december, now we dont even have new year theme... nebulous has fallen, billions must shut down in january
time to spoil the first hour of 2024 for the brits (and the first 6 to something hours for the americans)
she be guilting on my gear til i badguy
People that shoot off fireworks in the middle of the day are unhinged. You can't even see it like you got no business blowing shit up at 12pm like motherfucker what is your ass doing other than annoying everyone who lives in the same town as you????
hell yeah my house has a "crawl space". it's yhe whole dang floor!
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she orous on my boros til she ouro on my boros til she ouro on my boros til she
It's wednesday!!! Sparkle on!!!
dawg you look like if a man and a woman had a baby 🤣🤣
Merry christmas everybody
"Before embarking on a journey of revenge, dig two graves" gotta be the stupidest fucking quote of all time. I'm killing way more than 2 people idiot.
clean hit volanic viper my beloved
finally... christmas theme... we are so fucking back bros.....
dont says boob without the last b.... scariest shit ever....,,,,
Your honour, if you are what you eat then my client is an innocent man.
streets are saying that if i was born in the 12th century I would've lead a banging ass peasant revolt -
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