Whenever a woman takes a shower I cry a little cause like no babe you're beautiful just the way you are
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I'm out here packing and I'm not talking UPS
Fact, 90% of Chinese Emporers quit right before their court alchemist discovers the elixer of life (Mercury Poisoning)
damn Strive ABA is fun as fuck, but this is pushing the limits of risk reward a little too much even for me (i fucking deleting people in a single combo though)
Playing Minecraft with my hedge fund manager, call that the SMP500
The average horror movie franchise is like "Yeah watch the first one, 2 and 3 are also good, then I'd recommend 12 and 17. Stay away from the other 25 though"
me going online to ruin my digital footprint forever
Behind every swivel eyed lunatic there is a 48 hour sociological study from Harvard University
The za got me thinking about tragedies that haven’t even happened yet… June 22nd 2024… damn…
sometimes i randomly remember your status thats like "apprentices conjure ember and start thinking they merlin" and laugh even though i know its stolen but thanks for introducing me to it
food addicts be like one more meal bro just one more meal please if i dont eat i will die please just one more
SHADOW OF THE ERDTREE TRAILER DROPPING TOMORROW GRAAAAAAA
I can't prove it but I swear you change your pfp every day with the same gif but 10% faster
spinning very fast
bro why
Only a rookie knows when not to quit. A gambler knows to NEVER quit
Quite frankly beautiful how taxation and the want to avoid it are both corner stones of human civilization
me leaving the library after writing slightly wrong spoiler filled summaries on the first page of every mystery book
Cats sleeping have two configurations:
Cutest most comfortable curled up furball you've ever seen
or
Fucked up contorionist pretzel
A "not my president" bumper sticker but it has a pic of some random guy that was never president -
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