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Just fuck already.

Thanks but I don't flirt with multiple people.

"impaled by a spear for a short while, just like someone taking your virginity"

1) That's clearly flirting
2) Don't say that, Redd is innocent and pure

Clearly it's banter and the result of me being bored and me knowing Redd takes shit like this and laughs at it in secret

You probably want to make her moist by mentioning virginity you dirty pupper.

xenzie stahp

Can't believe you hungry lads are starting such a taboo discussion on a girl's profile wtf

i didn't do anything wtf

true tbh, but the feeling of guilt, even if just brief, is nice for a change, yes?

I'm going to spill lasagne on your fucking dog.

yes, like a fresh whip it and a good addy

That's a weird fucking fetish, but okay.

adderall and nitrous oxide. nothing too outlandish.

All of you guys are making me question where I took a wrong turn in life and ended up with your miserable bums.

Nah, but.. I get it that it's banter. I'd rather you didn't make me feel any older than I already feel, though.. :/

I know 20 isn't an old age, but I still feel old, because time's just FLIED(FLOWN?) for the past /FEW/ years by now.. and I can't help but overthink it. :P

Also, MaX is obviously just jealous, because he's secretly into me and sees Gubby as competition, xoxoxoxo.

Jokes, materino, ya cool, MaX.

I'll spill lasagne on your fucking crotch.

ba ba boi

Miserable bums? That's not a nice insult. I am actually comfortably off and wearing clean clothes and actually have color pigments left in my skin unlike you.