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Nicrobe
Nicrobe
It's a big block of pure procrastination and bad life desicions. It tastes sort of like coleslaw with minced beef.
Zarail
Zarail
for some reason i thought it was some sort of germ or some shit
Nicrobe
Nicrobe
Microbe is.

And oh boy does it smell, especially when you have a vial full of concentrated bacteria.
Zarail
Zarail
oh that gave me an idea.
Yo Nicrobe can I send you a package?
Nicrobe
Nicrobe
Sure. Just... Don't put easily combustible things into it. I'm going to stuff into the autoclave before even opening it.
Zarail
Zarail
That gave me another idea. Thanks.
Nicrobe
Nicrobe
Don't send me anthrax or mail bombs, both will be mailed back to you in a fancier package.

Way fancier.