I hope I'll be able to drink enough Cola in my life to render myself infertile.
Kids are nothing but nuisances and hard work, I mean.. if I was my mom, I would not want myself as my kid. I mean, I was a really, really demanding kid, as a kid.
Don't ask me, I was taught English by a man with a hook for a hand.
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