date fuckups

[Deleted member 243]

Have dodged 3 "I'm going for free food and drinks" dates so far as well, luckily

certified tinder 'foody' annihilator

i'm going on a date this wednesday. same girl from last time. hopefully i don't get cock blocked again

 

[GMK]

she squirted in my eye and i got pink eye

but it was from the forbidden orifice.

 

[Trains]

she squirted in my eye and i got pink eye

but it was from the forbidden orifice.

i visibly cringed reading this

 

[GMK]

i visibly cringed reading this

i too cringed, for many days and nights...


i still feel unease when i close my eye.

 

[Powley]

forgot to iron my shirt one time and the bitch held it against me

was only taking her for a 6 pack of nuggets after work

 

[Angel]

She drove to my house, left the car there and UBER'd into the city centre, had very nice dinner, went for a walk around, ended up at one of the few bars open (it was a tuesday or smth) until a bit late, moved to another bar, then to a small bar-club, some old lady did a strip show and whipped a guy from the audience, drink, kiss, UBER back to my house.

When we arrive we go to her car and I realise I dropped my phone in the UBER and the guy told us he could only do the exchange at like 9 AM, and this was like early january, cold as fuck. I thought I was doomed but she was willing to do all nighter and wait the entire time so she could drive me to pick up my phone and back.

We ended up dating for 2 months or smth so could've been worse

 

[Aleks]

Oh boy so this is a fun one that actually happened this past summer. We had matched on tinder and gotten to know each other through texting and calling over the course of a month as we couldn't meetup due to lockdown restrictions. I happened to skate so when we finally got to see each other I thought it'd be fun to bring my board and show her how to properly ride since she rode mongo. Which is pretty much placing your foot on the back of the board which is weird. Anyway we hangout for a bit go outside and I get the board out of my car, and go to show her how to properly ride it. I go down her driveway and didn't realize it had a dip for the gutter. As I was so used to where I lived where its pretty much no incline. As I looked back at her with a smile I felt the dip and lost balance falling face first into the street. She laughed, and I was beet red from embarrassment, but laughed it off a minute later. I guess it was a pretty endearing moment between us and it helped break any ice. We'd go on to see each other on and off for the summer, but things eventually fell through when she went back to school six hours away. Was a fun summer though.

 

[Deleted member 442]

idk if it counts as a date fuck up but last night sleepin with bae right (not the sexy kind of 'sleepin')

zzzz n shit

fuckin rolls over on me and tried to smother me :(

 

[Mic15000]

What's a date?

You mean a business meeting, cause that's the only thing I ever do :(