nebulous.house - who and what would you have

[Northgate]

THE NEBULOUS HOUSE

Spoiler: The Theme Song

(i'm not good with graphics so imagine the neb logo replaced by a house or something)
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What would you have for the nebulous.cloud house, and who would you invite, budget is infinite



Rules of the house

• PKs are on at all times​
• rent is 2 scrap metal per month​
• breen bust in EVERY room​

 

[Rondal]

I'd put @Rabid and @PilotBland in the attic and delete any entrances

 

[NightLock]

Hmmmmm, some noise cancelling earphones to cancel out all of the real life arguing that'd go on in that behemoth of a house....

I'm not exposing anyone not already in the community to that, they don't deserve that

 

[Northgate]

200 meter square gym blasting vortal combat 24/7

 

[walgreens]

a house full of roleplayers? im blowing it up

 

[jb]

My only two items would be ammonium nitrate and aluminum powder

 

[NightLock]

My only two items would be ammonium nitrate and aluminum powder

Ooooo, will that make us some cool confetti as a welcome gift? :D

 

[walgreens]

Ooooo, will that make us some cool confetti as a welcome gift? :smiley:

he'll make some confetti alright

 

[vtipoman]

you know this trope about a personalised purgatory you go to after you die?

 

[Nick]

Jesus Christ, there's not enough air fresheners in the world... You'd have to put the wünderbaum factory into overdrive for several years to get enough air fresheners to cancel out the stank.

 

[Rabid]

I'd put @Rabid and @PilotBland in the attic and delete any entrances

 

[Dan]

im homeless but i show up sometimes and i harass people

 

[Lewis!]

Industrial Furnace

 

[Trains]

give me an AK74 and a drum mag and put me in a room with @maxi

 

[Deleted member 7099]

samurai sword
nothing but a loose business suit and some athlete tape
i will be the last one standing.

 

[Merlinsclaw]

infinite cherry coke

hierarchy for each mains
we lock the cop mains in the basement
rebel mains get their own room where we toss all the empty coke cans at (they r farming)
citizen mains (chads) get most of the room
cab mains go around and collect rent, whip the cop mains and ensure the doors to the basement are locked

we give @cns the bathroom based on the last party

 

[Deleted member 5162]

i purchase jars of cat urine and one empty jar complete with toilet paper and soap.

i do the funny.

 

[Deleted member 22]

I'd chain up the best writers in the basement and make them do what the monkeys do

 

[Deleted member 2925]

i can’t trust anyone here to be within 4 feet of me, let alone having rent on time.

I’d rather be homeless.

 

[Deleted member 22]

@Roman Loaded when are we making it happen