Rimworld Death Sentence

[Nicrobe]

Yo' lisssen up, here's a story. I'm playing rimworld, and thought it would be cool
to do what @Powley's doing.

BUT.
Here's a twist.
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I'll basically be playing the digital equivalent of kneecapping yourself with a sledgehammer before going on a triathlon.

Spoiler: This' why.

Now... I hear you go "But what kind of worl' will this be?



You want a world?

Spoiler: Here you fucking go.

Now, you're (not)going to ask me "But Nicrobe, surely you'll find the optimal spot for this colony to survive. Surely!"

Well, rollenspieler...

Spoiler: That ain't the case here.

No trees, no soil and no animals.


Well, I guess I've already died. But hey, let's have a go at this. I'm a below average player anyway, how else could this go??


(I'm using the Prepare Carefully mod, so I can adjust the visuals and professions of the starting characters. I'll be starting with 6 colonists, the rest of you can be named on the newcoming colonists as they come.)


So please, people. I'd like the ones of you who'd like to join to hit this thread up with your desired perks/cons, along with the poor colonists' names, nicknames, surnames and a general way you want them to look.

Nebulas will be appreciated, as I've taken too much paracetamol and will die if you don't pay me up. ;(

 

[MaXenzie]

Max Jones the far-

no soil

Oh.

Well, let's die happy.

20 on social, everything else can be shit. Make him look like IRL me. No job that limits what he can do, though.

 

[Nicrobe]

Max Jones the far-




Oh.

Well, let's die happy.

20 on social, everything else can be shit. Make him look like IRL me. No job that limits what he can do, though.

Hydroponics is still a thing. Although there'll be no wood to get any.

HM

 

[TheInnkeeper]

make a guy
call him 'mr governor man'
everything in social

make 'im look like that.
cheers
e: or ted governor thats his actual name

 

[Nicrobe]

Well, due to the lack of posts and replies; I'll be starting my colony off with three peope. "Guvna'", Maxenzie's character and your truly.


This isn't going to go well.

 

[Stalker]

I did something similar like this, expect I started everyone off in a rainforest with every leg as a pegg legg. It was hillarious.

 

[Nicrobe]

That starting Temperature.


It tickles me.

 

[Goatson]

Goatfag
Good at mining, Cleaning and hauling
Shit at everything else
Also make him homo ofc

 

[Blackquill]

Jeb Bush

Good at cooking, low stamina/energy.

 

[Nicrobe]

Goatfag
Good at mining, Cleaning and hauling
Shit at everything else
Also make him homo ofc

Bit late, already started. You'll be whoever comes to join us later. (If we survive that long. :P)

 

[MaXenzie]

Good at mining, Cleaning and hauling

What the fuck do you think you're playing at?

 

[Goatson]

What the fuck do you think you're playing at?

;)

 

[Nicrobe]

You know, I'll just start again tomorrow, hoping we have a little bit more people to add themselves in this time.

 

[heaveN]

what is this game about and why is everybody playing it

 

[MaXenzie]

what is this game about and why is everybody playing it

Imagine Survival-Based Prison Architect on an alien planet.

 

[Grau]

what is this game about and why is everybody playing it

its good trust me

 

[cns - he/him/his]

roach coach
good at killing
make sure he's an assassin

 

[Zlay]

Karl Johnsson - Black, gay, can only do social and meele. Psycopath, Cold Resistant and Fat(The one that makes him eat more than usually)

 

[Modernglib]

i want to do one of these too now

if you get a guy nickname him to Berluth Conith

 

[Berke]

add me into it


make him a total retard