Story about the Lost Gin and AFK

Zeo Mause

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Benjamin Beau Wellington, a man of honesty, a man of a noble stature, comes out of a transe in which he had been in for about 20 minutes (AFK), speaking on Facebook about going to a rock n' roll concert with his buddies and look at a couple of his steam messages, then going to get a sandwich. Benjamin wakes up from his transe on a dumpster by the gates of D4. As a red tier like himself, he knows that being near D4 will cause heavy suspicion. He moves away and three Civil Protection officers move in on him, asking him to get on the wall. He does as told, the civil protection says, "Coming out of D4, eh?" He stays silent. The officers touch him and checks for anything he has. Finds his special, deluxe gin. Unmarked UU gin that he had got from the auction a couple days ago. The officer confiscates it. Benjamin gets furious since he had spent over 600 tokens on his gin and didn't want to lose it. OOCly screams at the officers. Then the officers ICly take him into the theater, where they plan to beat him. Beat him, maybe take his loyalty status, and take his precious gin. All because, Benjamin got off of being AFK and running into Civil Protection at the wrong time.

*Benjamin gets off the dumpster by this point*
[An anonymous Civil-Pr...] says "<:: You. ::>"
[An anonymous Civil-Pr...] says "<:: Wall. ::>"
*Benjamin faces the wall beside the dumpster*
[An average looking Ci...] says "<:: What is this now. ::>"
[An average looking Ci...] says "<:: A red armband. ::>"
[LOOC] C.W. Benjamin B Wellington: Was AFK on the dumpster.
*** [An anonymous Civil-Pr...] attempts to tie the male's hands together.
[An average looking Ci...] says "<:: Coming out of a... ::>"
*** C.W. Benjamin B Wellington doesn't resist.
*** [An anonymous Civil-Pr...] pats the male down.
[An anonymous Civil-Pr...] says "<:: Gin? ::>"
[LOOC] C.W. Benjamin B Wellington: Yep. Bought it at the auction a day ago. (meant to IC it)
C.W. Benjamin B Wellington says "Yep, bought it at the auction."
C.W. Benjamin B Wellington says "A day ago, officer."
[An anonymous Civil-Pr...] says "<:: Not on your profile. ::>"
[An anonymous Civil-Pr...] says "<:: Doesn't matter. ::>"
[LOOC] C.W. Benjamin B Wellington: If I get my loyality status revolked or some shit for being AFK on the dumpster. Somebody is going to to eat some shit. (Rage starts)
[LOOC] C17:50.XRAY-9: No it's
[LOOC] C17:50.XRAY-9: You're retarded (Retaliation by the CP)
[LOOC] Raymond 'Dezzie' 'Dez' Coop: considering its not on your file and you have non uu gin (Unknown contact)
[LOOC] C17:50.XRAY-9: Ngl
[LOOC] Raymond 'Dezzie' 'Dez' Coop: xray 9 shush
[LOOC] C17:50.XRAY-9: I clearly said
[LOOC] C17:50.XRAY-9: I am not taking it (takes in anyway, keep reading)
[LOOC] C17:50.XRAY-9: and believed it
C.W. Benjamin B Wellington says "I mean, the CWU guy."
[LOOC] C17:50.XRAY-9: but I am taking the gin as it's not on your data (The 'what the fuck' moment)
[An anonymous Civil-Pr...] says "<:: You, citizen! Come with me. ::>"
*Benjamin started walking with the CPs to the theater*
C.W. Benjamin B Wellington says "Brandon is his name. He hosted the event."
[An anonymous Civil-Pr...] says "<:: Face the wall. ::>"
*In the theater now, facing the wall*

[LOOC] C.W. Benjamin B Wellington: Yes. Please. Take my fucking 600 token gin and beat the shit out of me. Please. I am ready. You might as well shit on my chest and shoot me between the eyes. Love it.
[LOOC] C17:00.DEFENDER-1: literally why are you freaking out (cause you're takin' my gin, bra)
[LOOC] C.W. Benjamin B Wellington: Yes, I am raging. It's apart of my agenda. (✓)
[LOOC] C.W. Benjamin B Wellington: I don't know how I could just be AFK to get a sandwich in one moment and pop up right in front of CPs right after.
[LOOC] C17:50.XRAY-9: You're raging about something so stupid (Gin isn't stupid.)
[LOOC] C17:50.XRAY-9: I was checking it out and sorting it out
[LOOC] C.W. Benjamin B Wellington: It's my gin man. I fucking love my alcohol.
[LOOC] C17:00.DEFENDER-1: you've literally got no reason to freak out (stole my gin... went over this)
[LOOC] C17:00.DEFENDER-1: just calm down. (no)
[LOOC] C17:50.XRAY-9: Calm down jesus fucking christ I am giving you your gin back (fukin' better)
[LOOC] C.W. Benjamin B Wellington: If I took your virginity, you'd be upset right?
[LOOC] C17:50.XRAY-9: lmao
[LOOC] C17:25.VICE-3: sex is only for when you marry, thats haram
[LOOC] C17:50.XRAY-9: just go
[LOOC] C.W. Benjamin B Wellington: Hehehehehehehehe. Hahaha. I'm going to make a video about this. I'll be right back. (instead I made a post)
*They let me go because they know that I'm too good at cold turkeying them*

This is to show. Don't be AFK somewhere where you'll be fucked in return.
 
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