The Toilet Thread

[xelve]

This is NOT a shitpost, I wanna see some hot and juicy toilets, hit me.

 

[Peter Green]

Someone needs to post toiletRP logs here.

 

[Avian]

Someone needs to post toiletRP logs here.

Sure.

I gently pulled down the handle to the left of the toilet, on the upper half of its backside. There was a squelchy, squishing noise as the device began to flush, the water swirling in small twirls as it carried all the... Err, stuff down with it. But then it stopped. It was eerily silent, and confusion hit me. What had gone wrong? Then I realized... It was going to overflow. I ran out of the interior of the bathroom, shivering behind the doorframe as I peeked fearfully in the direction of the toilet. There were strange noises emitting from it--as if vomiting--when all the sudden, it exploded. Water gushed out in tides, drowning the entirety of the bathroom's hard-tiled floor. Well, at least it wasn't wood or carpet. But the worst part was that all the err... "Stuff" had flown out. It was in pools. Oh poopie, this was going to take a while. No pun intended. I was in waist-deep filth at this point... No pun intended. I felt like crap. No pun intended... Cough.

Oh deary me, what ever shall I do?

 

[Weeknder]

shitpost thread

 

[Jojo Manning]

i feel like this is an insult to my hat thread :(

 

[Deleted member 374]

you said it was a toilet thread

here's a toilet

 

[Jojo Manning]

you said it was a toilet thread

here's a toilet

fuck u dude dont insult mr harvard thats bad luck

 

[Deleted member 374]

fuck u dude dont insult mr harvard thats bad luck

his mustache looks like he taped a couple pieces of roadkill to his lip and scribbled it with black crayon

 

[Jojo Manning]

his mustache looks like he taped a couple pieces of roadkill to his lip and scribbled it with black crayon

and thats a bad thing?????
[doublepost=1464571286][/doublepost]@Blackquill can u confirm or deny if i can post a picture of sasha grey licking a toilet

 

[Blackquill]

sasha grey licking a toilet

 

[Jojo Manning]

so is that a yes???

 

[Roosebud]

 

[Jimbo]

 

[Glennicus Magicallicus]

Here's a toilet.

 

[Zak]

this is quite literally a shitpost though???

 

[Angel]

The quality of threads within the forum amaze me every single day.

 

[NightVeil]

I did not think this would be as literal as it was