Which way is the best to cut a sandwich

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  • Triangular

  • Rectangular

  • I dont like cutting my sandwich


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which way do you cut your sandwich

i cut my sandwich properly (triangular) cause im not a filthy rectangular neanderthal
 

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diamond shaped
 

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Eat the peanut butter bread part and the jelly bread part separately like a piece of undercooked toast.
 

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depends on the bread.

squareish bread? triangle.

long rectangular bread? down the middle.
 
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triangular. reminds me of happiness. of solace. reminds me of a time which never could be returned to. it brings me comfort, completely beyond the rectangular cut.
 

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Rectangular, while it doesn’t taste as good as triangular, it’s far superior in the aspect that it’s not A FUCKING PAIN IN THE ASS TO STORE.
 
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cut off the rinds, then punch in bread circles with a cookie cutter. bake the strips of bread rinds in some garlic butter. tiny sandwich with garlic bread
 

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Just eat it as a whole
 

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Most of the time I just fold the sandwich in half with one piece of bread.
But if I'm making a sandwich normally I cut straight down the middle.
 
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I thought sandwiches only came from Subway...? They’re not square
 

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Triangular, but not perfectly triangular, you have it perfectly centered to cut the triangle but then you off-set it just slightly to have an inch bread nub on both triangles.

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