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Dazza said:
why do russians still use 70s wallpaper
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it's only in old cccp houses where they're too poor to change or smth, i have some fresh wallpaper, but yeah. they either don't want to change it or just don't have the funds to do so.
 
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Duke of Wellington

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CNS said:
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When I was younger I wanted to be Buzz Lightyear but then I got older and realized that you can't just pretend to be something and ignore reality.

Now I'm in the year 2016 and apparently YOU CAN ignore reality, be whatever the fuck you want and expect everyone to understand you/treat you nicely.

Fuck it I identify as a Civil Protection Unit. You must call me KING-8. I will always carry an electrified baton and I'm allowed to beat you with it. Also I want a giant metal building called a "Nexus" in which I can hold anyone I want for any period of time.
 
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Wibble said:
When I was younger I wanted to be Buzz Lightyear but then I got older and realized that you can't just pretend to be something and ignore reality.

Now I'm in the year 2016 and apparently YOU CAN ignore reality, be whatever the fuck you and expect everyone to understand you/treat you nicely.

Fuck it I identify as a Civil Protection Unit. You must call me KING-8. I will always carry an electrified baton and I'm allowed to beat you with it. Also I want a giant metal building called a "Nexus" in which I can hold anyone I want for any period of time.
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Get the forum name change. I will tag you in any posts I make as @KING-8
 
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This is a conversation between joshua, (24, very rough, bro/sis, ageplay, breeding) and yourself, (Anything You Want).
joshua, (24, very rough, bro/sis, ageplay, breeding): hi
(Anything You Want): Fucking kill me.
You've left the conversation.

This is a conversation between Max (girl, 15, covered in blood, walking alone at night) (creepypasta rp) and yourself, (Anything You Want).
(Anything You Want): Hello again.
Max (girl, 15, covered in blood, walking alone at night) (creepypasta rp): Hello there
(Anything You Want): What kind of character do you want me to be?
Max (girl, 15, covered in blood, walking alone at night) (creepypasta rp): Well are you familiar with creepypasta?
(Anything You Want): Jeff, Slender, Smile etc
Max (girl, 15, covered in blood, walking alone at night) (creepypasta rp): Ahhh yes
Max (girl, 15, covered in blood, walking alone at night) (creepypasta rp): I see
Max (girl, 15, covered in blood, walking alone at night) (creepypasta rp): Well would you (well this is an awkward question) be interested in doing a romantic rp and you as either Jeff or ticci Toby orrrrrr
(Anything You Want): You want.
(Anything You Want): Me.
(Anything You Want): To RP as Jeff the killer.
(Anything You Want): And Romantic RP
(Anything You Want): With a 15 year old.
Max (girl, 15, covered in blood, walking alone at night) (creepypasta rp): Well when you say it that way it sounds ridiculous
(Anything You Want): Yes.
(Anything You Want): It does.
(Anything You Want): Maybe you should adjust your age so it's actually legal.
Max (girl, 15, covered in blood, walking alone at night) (creepypasta rp) has left the conversation.

This is a conversation between Hakutsuki (Ask for picture. Yaoi roleplay, I'm a sub. Ask for Kik if long term.) and yourself, (Anything You Want).
(Anything You Want): Holy fucking shit I'm going to be sick.
You've left the conversation.

This is a conversation between Ally(athletic,roommate/GF,neko,) and yourself, (Anything You Want).
(Anything You Want): (Evenin)
Ally(athletic,roommate/GF,neko,): (um could I get a rapist)
(Anything You Want): (...Sure)
(Anything You Want): *You hear knockin on the front door*
Ally(athletic,roommate/GF,neko,): Hello sir
(Anything You Want): Hello, my name's Gustaff Ackerman.
(Anything You Want): May I come in?
Ally(athletic,roommate/GF,neko,): Sure
Ally(athletic,roommate/GF,neko,): *lets in*
(Anything You Want): *Is in*
(Anything You Want): Nice place you've got here.
Ally(athletic,roommate/GF,neko,): Thank you
(Anything You Want): Where's the, uh... Fridge?
Ally(athletic,roommate/GF,neko,): Straight ahead to your left
(Anything You Want): Thanks. Y'see, I have this thing for lemons...
(Anything You Want): *Walks to the fridge, opening it*
(Anything You Want): ...Where're the lemons?
Ally(athletic,roommate/GF,neko,): We Dont have any sir in sorry
(Anything You Want): No lemons?
Ally(athletic,roommate/GF,neko,): Yes sir no lemons
(Anything You Want): *Pulls out a 9mm handgun, aiming it at her* Bitch, I need some fucking lemons!
Ally(athletic,roommate/GF,neko,): We don't have sir but I think we do in the basement
(Anything You Want): WHY ARE THERE LEMONS IN YOUR FUCKING BASEMENT?!
Ally(athletic,roommate/GF,neko,): We keep all extra food down there sir
(Anything You Want): I DON'T WANT TO EAT A SOGGY CUNTING LEMON!
Ally(athletic,roommate/GF,neko,): Would you like anything else
(Anything You Want): LEEEEEMOOONNNSSSS
Ally(athletic,roommate/GF,neko,): (oh sorry looking back I meant rapest*
 
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MaXenzie said:
This is a conversation between joshua, (24, very rough, bro/sis, ageplay, breeding) and yourself, (Anything You Want).
joshua, (24, very rough, bro/sis, ageplay, breeding): hi
(Anything You Want): Fucking kill me.
You've left the conversation.

This is a conversation between Max (girl, 15, covered in blood, walking alone at night) (creepypasta rp) and yourself, (Anything You Want).
(Anything You Want): Hello again.
Max (girl, 15, covered in blood, walking alone at night) (creepypasta rp): Hello there
(Anything You Want): What kind of character do you want me to be?
Max (girl, 15, covered in blood, walking alone at night) (creepypasta rp): Well are you familiar with creepypasta?
(Anything You Want): Jeff, Slender, Smile etc
Max (girl, 15, covered in blood, walking alone at night) (creepypasta rp): Ahhh yes
Max (girl, 15, covered in blood, walking alone at night) (creepypasta rp): I see
Max (girl, 15, covered in blood, walking alone at night) (creepypasta rp): Well would you (well this is an awkward question) be interested in doing a romantic rp and you as either Jeff or ticci Toby orrrrrr
(Anything You Want): You want.
(Anything You Want): Me.
(Anything You Want): To RP as Jeff the killer.
(Anything You Want): And Romantic RP
(Anything You Want): With a 15 year old.
Max (girl, 15, covered in blood, walking alone at night) (creepypasta rp): Well when you say it that way it sounds ridiculous
(Anything You Want): Yes.
(Anything You Want): It does.
(Anything You Want): Maybe you should adjust your age so it's actually legal.
Max (girl, 15, covered in blood, walking alone at night) (creepypasta rp) has left the conversation.

This is a conversation between Hakutsuki (Ask for picture. Yaoi roleplay, I'm a sub. Ask for Kik if long term.) and yourself, (Anything You Want).
(Anything You Want): Holy fucking shit I'm going to be sick.
You've left the conversation.

This is a conversation between Ally(athletic,roommate/GF,neko,) and yourself, (Anything You Want).
(Anything You Want): (Evenin)
Ally(athletic,roommate/GF,neko,): (um could I get a rapist)
(Anything You Want): (...Sure)
(Anything You Want): *You hear knockin on the front door*
Ally(athletic,roommate/GF,neko,): Hello sir
(Anything You Want): Hello, my name's Gustaff Ackerman.
(Anything You Want): May I come in?
Ally(athletic,roommate/GF,neko,): Sure
Ally(athletic,roommate/GF,neko,): *lets in*
(Anything You Want): *Is in*
(Anything You Want): Nice place you've got here.
Ally(athletic,roommate/GF,neko,): Thank you
(Anything You Want): Where's the, uh... Fridge?
Ally(athletic,roommate/GF,neko,): Straight ahead to your left
(Anything You Want): Thanks. Y'see, I have this thing for lemons...
(Anything You Want): *Walks to the fridge, opening it*
(Anything You Want): ...Where're the lemons?
Ally(athletic,roommate/GF,neko,): We Dont have any sir in sorry
(Anything You Want): No lemons?
Ally(athletic,roommate/GF,neko,): Yes sir no lemons
(Anything You Want): *Pulls out a 9mm handgun, aiming it at her* Bitch, I need some fucking lemons!
Ally(athletic,roommate/GF,neko,): We don't have sir but I think we do in the basement
(Anything You Want): WHY ARE THERE LEMONS IN YOUR FUCKING BASEMENT?!
Ally(athletic,roommate/GF,neko,): We keep all extra food down there sir
(Anything You Want): I DON'T WANT TO EAT A SOGGY CUNTING LEMON!
Ally(athletic,roommate/GF,neko,): Would you like anything else
(Anything You Want): LEEEEEMOOONNNSSSS
Ally(athletic,roommate/GF,neko,): (oh sorry looking back I meant rapest*
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MaXenzie said:
This is a conversation between joshua, (24, very rough, bro/sis, ageplay, breeding) and yourself, (Anything You Want).
joshua, (24, very rough, bro/sis, ageplay, breeding): hi
(Anything You Want): Fucking kill me.
You've left the conversation.

This is a conversation between Max (girl, 15, covered in blood, walking alone at night) (creepypasta rp) and yourself, (Anything You Want).
(Anything You Want): Hello again.
Max (girl, 15, covered in blood, walking alone at night) (creepypasta rp): Hello there
(Anything You Want): What kind of character do you want me to be?
Max (girl, 15, covered in blood, walking alone at night) (creepypasta rp): Well are you familiar with creepypasta?
(Anything You Want): Jeff, Slender, Smile etc
Max (girl, 15, covered in blood, walking alone at night) (creepypasta rp): Ahhh yes
Max (girl, 15, covered in blood, walking alone at night) (creepypasta rp): I see
Max (girl, 15, covered in blood, walking alone at night) (creepypasta rp): Well would you (well this is an awkward question) be interested in doing a romantic rp and you as either Jeff or ticci Toby orrrrrr
(Anything You Want): You want.
(Anything You Want): Me.
(Anything You Want): To RP as Jeff the killer.
(Anything You Want): And Romantic RP
(Anything You Want): With a 15 year old.
Max (girl, 15, covered in blood, walking alone at night) (creepypasta rp): Well when you say it that way it sounds ridiculous
(Anything You Want): Yes.
(Anything You Want): It does.
(Anything You Want): Maybe you should adjust your age so it's actually legal.
Max (girl, 15, covered in blood, walking alone at night) (creepypasta rp) has left the conversation.

This is a conversation between Hakutsuki (Ask for picture. Yaoi roleplay, I'm a sub. Ask for Kik if long term.) and yourself, (Anything You Want).
(Anything You Want): Holy fucking shit I'm going to be sick.
You've left the conversation.

This is a conversation between Ally(athletic,roommate/GF,neko,) and yourself, (Anything You Want).
(Anything You Want): (Evenin)
Ally(athletic,roommate/GF,neko,): (um could I get a rapist)
(Anything You Want): (...Sure)
(Anything You Want): *You hear knockin on the front door*
Ally(athletic,roommate/GF,neko,): Hello sir
(Anything You Want): Hello, my name's Gustaff Ackerman.
(Anything You Want): May I come in?
Ally(athletic,roommate/GF,neko,): Sure
Ally(athletic,roommate/GF,neko,): *lets in*
(Anything You Want): *Is in*
(Anything You Want): Nice place you've got here.
Ally(athletic,roommate/GF,neko,): Thank you
(Anything You Want): Where's the, uh... Fridge?
Ally(athletic,roommate/GF,neko,): Straight ahead to your left
(Anything You Want): Thanks. Y'see, I have this thing for lemons...
(Anything You Want): *Walks to the fridge, opening it*
(Anything You Want): ...Where're the lemons?
Ally(athletic,roommate/GF,neko,): We Dont have any sir in sorry
(Anything You Want): No lemons?
Ally(athletic,roommate/GF,neko,): Yes sir no lemons
(Anything You Want): *Pulls out a 9mm handgun, aiming it at her* Bitch, I need some fucking lemons!
Ally(athletic,roommate/GF,neko,): We don't have sir but I think we do in the basement
(Anything You Want): WHY ARE THERE LEMONS IN YOUR FUCKING BASEMENT?!
Ally(athletic,roommate/GF,neko,): We keep all extra food down there sir
(Anything You Want): I DON'T WANT TO EAT A SOGGY CUNTING LEMON!
Ally(athletic,roommate/GF,neko,): Would you like anything else
(Anything You Want): LEEEEEMOOONNNSSSS
Ally(athletic,roommate/GF,neko,): (oh sorry looking back I meant rapest*
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Trolling ERPers a funny but risky game to play...
 
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MaXenzie

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Cooked up a new one for you babes:

This is a conversation between Alice (F,14, Short, Cute, Self Harmer, Unconfident, any RP) and yourself, (Anything You Want).
(Anything You Want): (Evenin)
Alice (F,14, Short, Cute, Self Harmer, Unconfident, any RP): Hey
Alice (F,14, Short, Cute, Self Harmer, Unconfident, any RP): what's your name?
Alice (F,14, Short, Cute, Self Harmer, Unconfident, any RP): (In real life)
(Anything You Want): (Max)
Alice (F,14, Short, Cute, Self Harmer, Unconfident, any RP): (Wanna try hypnosis?)
(Anything You Want): (Go ahead)
Alice (F,14, Short, Cute, Self Harmer, Unconfident, any RP): Okay come out of brackets haha
Alice (F,14, Short, Cute, Self Harmer, Unconfident, any RP): take a deep breath in
Alice (F,14, Short, Cute, Self Harmer, Unconfident, any RP): and let it out
Alice (F,14, Short, Cute, Self Harmer, Unconfident, any RP): so relaxing, yes?
(Anything You Want): Uh huh
Alice (F,14, Short, Cute, Self Harmer, Unconfident, any RP): And it's easy to let everything fade, isn't it?
Alice (F,14, Short, Cute, Self Harmer, Unconfident, any RP): Everything but my words
(Anything You Want): Yeah.
Alice (F,14, Short, Cute, Self Harmer, Unconfident, any RP): SLEEP
Alice (F,14, Short, Cute, Self Harmer, Unconfident, any RP): so deep, yes?
(Anything You Want): I guess.
Alice (F,14, Short, Cute, Self Harmer, Unconfident, any RP): DROPPING even deeper, yes?
(Anything You Want): Uh huh
Alice (F,14, Short, Cute, Self Harmer, Unconfident, any RP): What's your name?
(Anything You Want): Max
Alice (F,14, Short, Cute, Self Harmer, Unconfident, any RP): What's your gender?
(Anything You Want): Male.
Alice (F,14, Short, Cute, Self Harmer, Unconfident, any RP): SNAP
Alice (F,14, Short, Cute, Self Harmer, Unconfident, any RP): you're so obedient, yes?
(Anything You Want): Fuck if I know.
Alice (F,14, Short, Cute, Self Harmer, Unconfident, any RP): Sorry?
(Anything You Want): I dunno if I'm obedient.
Alice (F,14, Short, Cute, Self Harmer, Unconfident, any RP): You are
Alice (F,14, Short, Cute, Self Harmer, Unconfident, any RP): aren't you?
(Anything You Want): ...Yes.
Alice (F,14, Short, Cute, Self Harmer, Unconfident, any RP): Do you have snapchat?
(Anything You Want): No.
Alice (F,14, Short, Cute, Self Harmer, Unconfident, any RP): Do you have anything?
(Anything You Want): No. I don't have anything.
(Anything You Want): I don't even have an internet connection.
Alice (F,14, Short, Cute, Self Harmer, Unconfident, any RP): You're a dick haha and I know it didn't work
Alice (F,14, Short, Cute, Self Harmer, Unconfident, any RP): Because I'm RPing
(Anything You Want): Oh wow I got tricked.
(Anything You Want): Lol.
You've left the conversation.
[doublepost=1469027542][/doublepost]This is a conversation between jess(your girlfriend,got bitten by a vampire and is hungry)(19) and yourself, (Anything You Want).
(Anything You Want): (What kinda character do you want?)
jess(your girlfriend,got bitten by a vampire and is hungry)(19): (Like a cool teen with black leather jacket)
(Anything You Want): *Is sitting on the sofa, watching TV*
jess(your girlfriend,got bitten by a vampire and is hungry)(19): *sees you and sits down by you* watcha watchin
(Anything You Want): Some comedy.
jess(your girlfriend,got bitten by a vampire and is hungry)(19): yea. *smells something good then looks at you* you smell good
(Anything You Want): Cologne, Jess.
(Anything You Want): Heh.
jess(your girlfriend,got bitten by a vampire and is hungry)(19): no like sweet
(Anything You Want): In what way?
jess(your girlfriend,got bitten by a vampire and is hungry)(19): like sugar but better
jess(your girlfriend,got bitten by a vampire and is hungry)(19): I can see the blood pumping in your neck
(Anything You Want): Uh, thanks?
jess(your girlfriend,got bitten by a vampire and is hungry)(19): I just wanna eat you up
(Anything You Want): Literally, or...?
jess(your girlfriend,got bitten by a vampire and is hungry)(19): yes
(Anything You Want): ...Right.
jess(your girlfriend,got bitten by a vampire and is hungry)(19): *bites you anyways
You've left the conversation.
 
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