NC out-of-context thread

[MaXenzie]

well your dick is as small as a key for a jail cell so

"Unnaturally large willy"

 

[Black Rain (1989)]

"le happy man face" - @harry

every fucking time

 

[Twar]

18:17 - el hombre: if im gay then what are you
18:17 - Twar: not gay
18:17 - el hombre: oh
18:18 - el hombre: what if i suck your dick
18:18 - Twar: Thats a bit homosexual of you
18:18 - el hombre: it would also make you homosexual
18:18 - el hombre: thats how it worsk
18:18 - Twar: no cause I didnt agree to it
18:18 - Twar: its rape
18:18 - el hombre: its still gay

@Dan is a fucked up individual

 

[*honk honk*]

18:17 - el hombre: if im gay then what are you
18:17 - Twar: not gay
18:17 - el hombre: oh
18:18 - el hombre: what if i suck your dick
18:18 - Twar: Thats a bit homosexual of you
18:18 - el hombre: it would also make you homosexual
18:18 - el hombre: thats how it worsk
18:18 - Twar: no cause I didnt agree to it
18:18 - Twar: its rape
18:18 - el hombre: its still gay

@Dan is a fucked up individual

Not if you're actually gay.

 

[Spartan]

18:17 - el hombre: if im gay then what are you
18:17 - Twar: not gay
18:17 - el hombre: oh
18:18 - el hombre: what if i suck your dick
18:18 - Twar: Thats a bit homosexual of you
18:18 - el hombre: it would also make you homosexual
18:18 - el hombre: thats how it worsk
18:18 - Twar: no cause I didnt agree to it
18:18 - Twar: its rape
18:18 - el hombre: its still gay

@Dan is a fucked up individual

@Dan he works in fastfood, he'll suck your dick if its got ketchup on it and in a bun.

 

[Silly Pillow]

18:17 - el hombre: if im gay then what are you
18:17 - Twar: not gay
18:17 - el hombre: oh
18:18 - el hombre: what if i suck your dick
18:18 - Twar: Thats a bit homosexual of you
18:18 - el hombre: it would also make you homosexual
18:18 - el hombre: thats how it worsk
18:18 - Twar: no cause I didnt agree to it
18:18 - Twar: its rape
18:18 - el hombre: its still gay

@Dan is a fucked up individual

He's right though

 

[MaXenzie]

@Rengar

 

[Deleted member 685]

★ ✪ Rengar: HAVE MY CHILDREEN
Bagels311: I can't
★ ✪ Rengar: xD
Bagels311: I'm a guy
Bagels311: we can still mate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@Rengar

 

[Rengar]

★ ✪ Rengar: HAVE MY CHILDREEN
Bagels311: I can't
★ ✪ Rengar: xD
Bagels311: I'm a guy
Bagels311: we can still mate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@Rengar

Bagels311: My grandfather is rich
Bagels311: On my fathers side
★ ✪ Rengar: really?
Bagels311: Ja Ja not making this up
★ ✪ Rengar: HAVE MY CHILDREEN
Bagels311: I can't
★ ✪ Rengar: xD
Bagels311: I'm a guy
Bagels311: we can still mate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


I'm actually selling mah children

@Joe Thompson
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[Jojo Manning]

8:47 PM - poopypants: it says im too gay to take the test

 

[OGSaint]

JMD Parer Morel: Blame Europeans
JMD Parer Morel: They colonize everywhere

@JMD Parer Morel

 

[JMD Parer Morel]

JMD Parer Morel: Blame Europeans
JMD Parer Morel: They colonize everywhere

@JMD Parer Morel

Well it's true.

 

[Silly Pillow]

Well it's true.

we're the best

 

[JMD Parer Morel]

we're the best

Well....Britain, Spain and France were the best at it, that is a fact.

 

[Jimbo]

Also very good at scamming the locals out of their land after failing to hunt them down to extinction

"Land? Here, have a couple of grams of tobacco and a musket."

 

[Deleted member 374]

Simon 'Sy' St. Clair says "Oh, Miss Oxton. I normally pay women to make me feel like that."

 

[nedoow]

Simon 'Sy' St. Clair says "Oh, Miss Oxton. I normally pay women to make me feel like that."

not for in-character shit don't be a loser

 

[Deleted member 374]

blow me

jk

 

[Rengar]

blow me

jk

No, you blow him.

 

[Silly Pillow]

No, you blow him.

circlejerk: blowing edition