Generic forum game - Wish granting

[Strawberry Fellow]

Granted, but the universe explodes.

I wish for people to like me

Granted. But you get brutally raped and murdered by a Dog the next day.

 

[Dallas]

i wish for an end to my pain

 

[patty]

i wish for an end to my pain

granted, but besides suicide you go on pain medications
i wish i had more nebs

 

[Expax]

i wish for an end to my pain

 

[pudsey]

i wish for an end to my pain

You die, but you can still feel Pain after death
Then you get cremated

I wish for a map to all the tressure

 

[Caban]

This makes me wanna

Only if I get my

 

[Expax]

I wish for a map to all the tressure

granted but the map only has treasure in north korea.

i wish to smunk weeds

 

[Megafreak]

You die, but you can still feel Pain after death
Then you get cremated

I wish for a map to all the tressure

Granted, but you don't get .

I wish I could go outside.

 

[Joshua Hood]

Granted, but you don't get .

I wish I could go outside.

Granted, but you live on the moon.

I wish I never got a cold again.

 

[cns - he/him/his]

granted, but now peanuts taste slightly more like walnuts.

i wish to be able to never be tired

granted but you stay awake watching anime
i want bionic legs

 

[Expax]

Granted, but you never get the enjoyment of sleep.

I wish I got pussy

 

[Deleted member 377]

@Expax

granted but its your cat and he's ready to go

i wish i was better at corrupting wishes

 

[Adrenaline]

@Expax

granted but its your cat and he's ready to go

i wish i was better at corrupting wishes

Granted, but in every post you have to write a 200 word long poem.

I wish my reputation wasn't bad.

 

[Kafe]

Granted, but in every post you have to write a 200 word long poem.

I wish my reputation wasn't bad.

Granted but nobody cares or pays attention to you from here on out.

I wish I could burn down the pink fox for a laugh.

 

[Megafreak]

Granted but nobody cares or pays attention to you from here on out.

I wish I could burn down the pink fox for a laugh.

Granted, but it's reconstructed the next day.

I wish I had less hours on GMOD.

 

[Postino]

Granted, but it's reconstructed the next day.

I wish I had less hours on GMOD.

granted but oh man ALL THE SCRIPTS you'd lose my friend its not worth it right

i wish i had more nebulaes (???)

 

[Kafe]

granted but oh man ALL THE SCRIPTS you'd lose my friend its not worth it right

i wish i had more nebulaes (???)

Granted but Nebulous goes the way of the 16k the next day

I wish I had a real job

 

[OTL KeXLogeR]

Granted but Nebulous goes the way of the 16k the next day

I wish I had a real job

Granted but you get the lowest amount of salary
I wish for more holidays.

 

[A_cRaZeD_hObO]

Granted but you get the lowest amount of salary
I wish for more holidays.

Granted- you're fired from your job/kicked out of school and get all the holidays you could want

I wish for a really shit wish, one that will make me really sad and not make me rich

 

[Grau]

Granted- you're fired from your job/kicked out of school and get all the holidays you could want

I wish for a really shit wish, one that will make me really sad and not make me rich

I wish that you get relocated to a city full of criminals, just armed with a shotgun