Post a picture of yourself

[Ond]

Remember walking up to grab some fuckstick from another platoon's bay, and just got my shit rocked by a half-retarded mouth breather who which looked like his face got beat in with a plank of wood when he was a small infant . Apparently they'd all been running wrestlemania on sundays while everyone else was going to church n shit and I had come back from temple at the wrong time to get voluntold to go jerk with some jerkoff I didn't even fucking know

Voluntold

the bane of everyone's existence

It's like new SGs (without fail) asking recruits "who wants a motorcycle license?" to then tell those who raise their hands to sweep the floor or something

my condolences bro, he was a good spida

We used the name tag velcro patch from a guy who dropped out and the spider was unironically alive for longer than the guy who dropped out was with us lmao

 

[Clokr]

the absolute most retard moment in my entire life was when i was at a camp on an airbase

i was 14

i left a backpack in an aircraft hanger

i had a guy come up to us, holding up said backpack, red faced, screaming “who’s is this?”

i took it back, got screamed at for 5 minutes about how a bomb squad was almost called

I remember once a few years ago, we had just gotten our camp setup. And all non comms were about to be called to brief.

I’m sitting there with my First Sergeant just chatting, and all of a sudden I hear like arguing, turn around and see our fucking Adjutant arguing with some Corporal. They were just messing around but the fucking Corporal runs, grabs the guide on pole that has like a sharp ass end like those types of flag poles, I see the Adjutant who keep in mind is fat as fuck. Start BOOKING it as the Corporal yells something and THROWS the fucking pole like a javelin. I just turn back and keep talking. That shit is fucking normal for us lmao

 

[Goatson]

yeah every time you're moving, not looking down the sight or otherwise functioning the weapon you put it on safe

unless youre in active combat....

 

[Rolyat]

Voluntold

the bane of everyone's existence

It's like new SGs (without fail) asking recruits "who wants a motorcycle license?" to then tell those who raise their hands to sweep the floor or something

We used the name tag velcro patch from a guy who dropped out and the spider was unironically alive for longer than the guy who dropped out was with us lmao

Bruh shit's so fucking weird. Like I'm tryna get out from the command building and go get told to rake leaves or some shit right? Nah, we got other joes can do that. Oh, also, you're going to Japan next month. Like what motherfucker? I asked to go outside, not out of country. Like, you try to bite a bullet for your fellow men or some shit, and they cant be fucked letting you do that but will show up outside your room at five in the morning to do a surprise inspection and ask why you're not in uniform, and why you're not at attention but your cock is.

 

[Ond]

unless youre in active combat....

still do it goatson

if youre moving position you dont want to shoot yourself in the foot while in a sprint

 

[Goatson]

still do it goatson

if youre moving position you dont want to shoot yourself in the foot while in a sprint

who needs feet?

 

[Clokr]

still do it goatson

if youre moving position you dont want to shoot yourself in the foot while in a sprint

Literally as basic and religious as “wear a rubber while banging that $20 whore” you’re not brave, just stupid

 

[the last man]

 

[Ond]

shadow shrike

what he gonna do?

 

[Isuckatgaming]

why the head look so small tho

small brain looking ass looool

 

[Meepy]

I decided to post more images, partly because I am so unbelievably hot, partly because I want to see how many simps there are in this community

Spoiler: Pics from my investiture as Princess of Mercia

(That crown is actually quite heavy :( so its hard to wear)

Spoiler: More sexy alert

 

[Isuckatgaming]

I decided to post more images, partly because I am so unbelievably hot, partly because I want to see how many simps there are in this community

Spoiler: Pics from my investiture as Princess of Mercia

(That crown is actually quite heavy :( so its hard to wear)

Spoiler: More sexy alert

A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out

 

[keiiou]

looks like a Arma screenshot

 

[surra]

looks like a Arma screenshot

target.

that.


rifleman.

 

[dallahan]

I decided to post more images, partly because I am so unbelievably hot, partly because I want to see how many simps there are in this community

Spoiler: Pics from my investiture as Princess of Mercia

(That crown is actually quite heavy :( so its hard to wear)

Spoiler: More sexy alert

gamer girls dont exist
gamer girls dont exist
gamer girls dont exist
gamer girls dont exist
gamer girls dont exist
gamer girls dont exist

 

[Oswald]

I decided to post more images, partly because I am so unbelievably hot, partly because I want to see how many simps there are in this community

Spoiler: Pics from my investiture as Princess of Mercia

(That crown is actually quite heavy :( so its hard to wear)

Spoiler: More sexy alert

Nice ice-cream back pack you basic bitch

 

[Meepy]

Nice ice-cream back pack you basic bitch

Its cute :(
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gamer girls dont exist
gamer girls dont exist
gamer girls dont exist
gamer girls dont exist
gamer girls dont exist
gamer girls dont exist

;) I have news for you

 

[dallahan]

Its cute :(
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:wink: I have news for you

send feet pic

 

[surra]

send feet pic

you're a fucking simp dallahan i knew it

all that anime's gotten to you man

 

[sots]

the feet pics my dear