date fuckups

[Pvt Mk III]

what

Yes

 

[Deleted member 243]

went out to eat with one of my best friends and i assumed it was a date
she isnt gay and i found that out the saddest way i could

I know Yurrie, I know...

When the girl you like is bi but ends up making up her mind in the end.

 

[john]

we'd been going out for about two weeks
invite her over to mine so I can cook something
proper and really impress.
bought steak that I couldn't really afford.

she was a vegetarian
still got laid though

 

[maxi]

we'd been going out for about two weeks
invite her over to mine so I can cook something
proper and really impress.
bought steak that I couldn't really afford.

she was a vegetarian
still got laid though

nice

 

[Deleted member 1392]

we'd been going out for about two weeks
invite her over to mine so I can cook something
proper and really impress.
bought steak that I couldn't really afford.

she was a vegetarian
still got laid though

i mean you couldve asked her what she would wanna eat but still props to you for having it go. Im happy for you

 

[Deleted member 243]

i mean you couldve asked her what she would wanna eat but still props to you for having it go. Im happy for you

"What I wanna eat? Up to you hehe."

Not all women sure

but it happens so much

 

[Deleted member 1392]

"What I wanna eat? Up to you hehe."

Not all women sure

but it happens so much

Thats happens to me. I cant ever choose what to eat at my parents restaurant.

But yeah, getchu

 

[Deleted member 243]

Thats happens to me. I cant ever choose what to eat at my parents restaurant.

But yeah, getchu

Be assertive and forcefeed her eggs in your basement.

 

[chronos]

"What I wanna eat? You."

me when i’m a cannibal

 

[Deleted member 1392]

Be assertive and forcefeed her eggs in your basement.

Huh what

 

[Deleted member 243]

Huh what

make her eat the eggs

assert dominance

 

[Deleted member 1392]

make her eat the eggs

assert dominance

Who and why

 

[Deleted member 243]

Who and why

any girl you fancy

force feed her a bowl of eggs

 

[Trains]

can confirm

simply place a bowl of hard boiled eggs infront of a girl and they’ll marry you on the spot

 

[Deleted member 1392]

any girl you fancy

force feed her a bowl of eggs

ok ill give it a try

 

[john]

i mean you couldve asked her what she would wanna eat but still props to you for having it go. Im happy for you

first step to a healthy relationship is to never ask about what to eat
you just make something

 

[Deleted member 1392]

Be assertive and forcefeed her eggs in your basement.

Just actually read the meme, that's pretty weird lol

 

[Ond]

aye you'd know all about trying to marry underage people wouldn't you?

Telt

 

[Husky]

met a lesbian from tinder.
Turns out we went to school before I fucked off to a boarding school.
Barely remember her.
Suddenly do remember her, she used to have a crush on me.
Oh fucc.
We grab coffee.
Go back to my place.
We watch a film.
Worst fucking sex in my entire god damn life.
Go into town the next day with her.
She gets a bus back to her place and I got other shit to do in town.
Find out she was dating someone afterwards.

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[Deleted member 243]

met a lesbian from tinder.
Turns out we went to school before I fucked off to a boarding school.
Barely remember her.
Suddenly do remember her, she used to have a crush on me.
Oh fucc.
We grab coffee.
Go back to my place.
We watch a film.
Worst fucking sex in my entire god damn life.
Go into town the next day with her.
She gets a bus back to her place and I got other shit to do in town.
Find out she was dating someone afterwards.

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wait so you were the rebound fuck or what am I supposed to gather from this?