Serious If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

[jb]

wish my homie @Johnny B. Goode would stop posting gay shit and dap me up instead

homo johnny b goode be like "my pussy is so juicy and tight" like no bitch youve got hemorrhoids

 

[Deleted member 7085]

homo johnny b goode be like "my pussy is so juicy and tight" like no bitch youve got hemorrhoids

where's the "I wanna throw up so fucking much I'll die" react emote?

 

[Hope]

To have the ability to have perfect recall, so I could remember anything I’ve done or read. Would be kinda cool.

what if you do something embarassing/something you regret. or witness something traumatising?

 

[Oswald]

what if you do something embarassing/something you regret. or witness something traumatising?

Worth it if I can get through life with minimal effort and get maximum reward.

If I see something super traumatising it'll stick with me anyways, it's bad for your mental health to close that shit off completely.

 

[constantdisplay]

the androgynous genes

hand them over

(also my anxiety being gone would be helpful too)

 

[the last man]

my chronic insomnia

adverse adult effects of terror-anxiety and depressive-suicidal thoughts at ages 8-12

the voices that come when things should be silent

and of course;

my chronic inability to have sexual intercourse without using copious amounts of assisstant lubrication

 

[The Milkman]

 

[Hope]

i genuinely hope it’s a joke though, you’re perfect the way you are ❤️

 

[The Milkman]

i genuinely hope it’s a joke though, you’re perfect the way you are ❤️

50/50

 

[GenericPlayer]

my lack of drive probably

get tired or bored way too quickly

 

[Hope]

my lack of drive probably

get tired or bored way too quickly

find a source of motivation!

 

[Ricsow]

Everyone wants to lose their weight here but I just wanna gain weight. I‘m underweight and no matter how much I eat, I remain a skeleton. My body is quite literarily too good for my well-being.

 

[Microsoft Powerpoint]

my skin color

 

[Deleted member 7085]

Everyone wants to lose their weight here but I just wanna gain weight. I‘m underweight and no matter how much I eat, I remain a skeleton. My body is quite literarily too good for my well-being.

Different metabolisms, if you cannot build weight through eating, start working out slowly

 

[Anti-tankspy]

existing

 

[Strixz]

I wish I wasn't born with the body, mind and soul of an Olympic god. If I look at people for too long their soul collapses, doesn't help with staring contests. All I want to be is a fucking staring contest champion.

 

[Hope]

I wish I wasn't born with the body, mind and soul of an Olympic god. If I look at people for too long their soul collapses, doesn't help with staring contests. All I want to be is a fucking staring contest champion.

i feel you bro, we’re just built different

 

[Postal]

i feel you bro, we’re just built different

that's not a knoife
that's a knoife