worst drink thread

[jerry]

energy drinks are horrible

clearly never drank a monster zero ultra in their entire life

 

[john]

the only energy drink i tolerate is red bull if im really thirsty its pretty alright when its cold
caffeine does nothing for me so i'd rather get anything else that isnt as sugary and doesnt taste of chemicals

 

[Dallas]

whiteclaw

 

[jerry]

the only energy drink i tolerate is red bull if im really thirsty its pretty alright when its cold
caffeine does nothing for me so i'd rather get anything else that isnt as sugary and doesnt taste of chemicals

i drink it b4 and after workouts, and if a shower doesn't get me up in the morning then a reign but other than that i don't drink them too much

 

[john]

i drink it b4 and after workouts, and if a shower doesn't get me up in the morning then a reign but other than that i don't drink them too much

i really wouldnt buddy preworkout is an absolute myth
you want to be at your top natural heartrate, accelerating it with a bunch of caffeine is just bad for you and potentially a bit dangerous, though one redbull wont kill you

eat some proteins like 4 hours before your workout so it can start churning in your stomach and you won't die of a food coma while you're doing it - and enough time for you to get hungry again, then eat a hearty meal right after you've had your workout.

 

[jerry]

eat some proteins like 4 hours before your workout so it can start churning in your stomach and you won't die of a food coma while you're doing it - and enough time for you to get hungry again, then eat a hearty meal right after you've had your workout.

caffeine has been used as shitty performance enhancers for ages, plus sugar is the source of energy. the sugars in the energy drink increases your insulin, allowing you to absorb carbs and proteins better.

for foods b4 workouts, usually it's a nice easy meal i can just make on the fly like rice and some eggs during the mornings and 4 afternoons usually grains and leftover meats i have from whatever i cooked for dinner last night.

 

[john]

caffeine has been used as shitty performance enhancers for ages, plus sugar is the source of energy. the sugars in the energy drink increases your insulin, allowing you to absorb carbs and proteins better.

this would be true if you had an orange or an apple which contain natural sucrose because you'll get both glucose and fructose in your system but a red bull or a candy bar or any other junk is just refined sugar that'll leave as soon as it entered and do your body no favors.

 

[Deleted member 38]

sarsaparilla

sarsaparilla is for demons and pedophiles

 

[Mute]

sarsaparilla

sarsaparilla is for demons and pedophiles

i thought sarsaparilla was invented by fallout new vegas learned recently its a real thing

 

[Warwick]

tastes like piss that's been strained through moldy socks

any diet or 0-sugar version of coke/pepsi is actually horrible

if you give a shit about your health just drink water

coke zero and other zero sugar/calorie drinks are fine, you just need to adapt to them

anyone that insists they're inherently bad is addicted to sugar and needs to admit that

 

[Ond]

the only energy drink i tolerate is red bull if im really thirsty its pretty alright when its cold
caffeine does nothing for me so i'd rather get anything else that isnt as sugary and doesnt taste of chemicals

bruh

god tier

 

[Roosebud]

The double espresso monster energy drink was the only drink that made me feel horrible after drinking it so far. Heart attack in a can.

 

[Isuckatgaming]

bruh

god tier

Only tastes a little less like piss than regular monster does!

 

[Ond]

Only tastes a little less like piss than regular monster does!

nice opinion

too bad its fucking stupid

 

[Isuckatgaming]

nice opinion

too bad its fucking stupid

no because my opinion is always correct (and also factual) and also you smell

 

[Ond]

no because my opinion is always correct (and also factual) and also you smell

 

[Nov]

bruh

god tier

mango loco gang rise up

 

[Merlinsclaw]

sparkling water, especially flavored

coconut water too

 

[Blackquill]

sparkling water

something something TV static

 

[Merlinsclaw]

something something TV static

no it just tastes horrible
Why call it water when it tastes like ass