HL2RP² Quotes

['77 East]

[Irradiated, and reeking of booze. A S...] says "Comrade,- you are have volunteers, da?"
[Irradiated, and reeking of booze. A S...] says "You are volunteer, da?"
[Irradiated, and reeking of booze. A S...] says "Strong, da?"
Zhao Qiang says in Chinese "I am not sure who exactly.. - Ah, this is a man from yesterday."
Zhao Qiang says in Chinese "Was looking for people to help, with something."
[Irradiated, and reeking of booze. A S...] says "Uhhh,- bing chilling?"
Zhao Qiang says "Greetings, our-"
*** Zhao Qiang stands, slinging their weapon, an audible pause from the greeting.

 

[Rabid]

[Irradiated, and reeking of booze. A S...] says "Uhhh,- bing chilling?"
Zhao Qiang says "Greetings, our-"
*** Zhao Qiang stands, slinging their weapon, an audible pause from the greeting.

Zhao:

 

[Provingmedusa]

C10:75.JURY-2 says "<:: Well. At least D-1 has my back, right 1? ::>"
C10:75.JURY-2 says "<:: She's daydreaming she'll get back to that question. ::>"
C27:75.KING-7 says "<:: *Waaaaah-waaaah*.. *Chocowaateeee..*. ::>"
C27:75.KING-7 says "<:: You suck dicks. ::>"
C10:75.JURY-2 says "<:: You take them in the ass. ::>"
C27:75.KING-7 says "<:: You're so obsessed with ass. ::>"
C27:75.KING-7 says "<:: You projecting? ::>"
C10:75.JURY-2 says "<:: Damn right I am. I'm an Ass man unlike you Vanilla-loving lunatic. ::>"

 

[contained postal dude]

** After being the recipient of your gaze, redirects his ttention back towards you, the observer. His eyes, which had previously been focused elsewhere, refocus on you, locking onto your gaze once again. His pupils dilate slightly, allowing more light to enter and facilitating his ability to see you in greater detail. His head remains still, held in place by his neck muscles, which tense slightly to maintain the position. The muscles around his eyes remain relaxed.

*** Deacon Whitlock shivers slightly, feeling a deep sense of being watched.

Deacon Whitlock says "I think he's fuckin' starin' at me, man."

Deacon Whitlock says "I can feel his gaze on me."

** [A man standing at an average height w...] begins to move his body towards you, the observer. He shifts his weight from one foot to the other, preparing to take a step forward. He takes a step forward, his heel leaving the ground first, followed by the rest of his foot.

Deacon Whitlock says "OH FUCK."

 

[bilack]

Lennie Lambert says "Hello, baldie."

[Just boy. Typical boy.] says "E-e-e..."

Hugo Ford says "Uhhh..."
Hugo Ford says "You good there...?"

[Just boy. Typical boy.] says "E-e-e-e...."
[Just boy. Typical boy.] says "Gugu gaga?"

Hugo Ford says "Haven't we got bigger fish to fry, Len?"

[Just boy. Typical boy.] says "Че бля..."

Lennie Lambert says "The crates got blown up."

[Just boy. Typical boy.] says "Huh?"

Lennie Lambert says "Nyet speak Russian."
Lennie Lambert says "What's your name?"

[Just boy. Typical boy.] says "Pizdec..."

Lennie Lambert says "What the fuck did you just say to me?"

[Just boy. Typical boy.] says "My name is Gugu Gaga..."



He jumped off the big bridge killing himself, respawned and got banned for racism 5 minutes after the conversation

 

[Komchan]

Lennie Lambert says "Hello, baldie."

[Just boy. Typical boy.] says "E-e-e..."

Hugo Ford says "Uhhh..."
Hugo Ford says "You good there...?"

[Just boy. Typical boy.] says "E-e-e-e...."
[Just boy. Typical boy.] says "Gugu gaga?"

Hugo Ford says "Haven't we got bigger fish to fry, Len?"

[Just boy. Typical boy.] says "Че бля..."

Lennie Lambert says "The crates got blown up."

[Just boy. Typical boy.] says "Huh?"

Lennie Lambert says "Nyet speak Russian."
Lennie Lambert says "What's your name?"

[Just boy. Typical boy.] says "Pizdec..."

Lennie Lambert says "What the fuck did you just say to me?"

[Just boy. Typical boy.] says "My name is Gugu Gaga..."



He jumped off the big bridge killing himself, respawned and got banned for racism 5 minutes after the conversation

LMAOOOOOO

 

[OneClassyBanana]

'Jaspers' whispers "I am going to give you the most thorough and irreparably destructive colonoscopy you have ever had the displeasure of experiencing in your wretched, selfish little life if you so much as try it. I am abjectly against the taking of a life, but putting a weaselly little fuckwit like you in traction is not a violation of that principle - it is a fucking thesis statement waiting to happen."

Not even five minutes later:

Flora 'Arztin' Brecht says "He seems nice."

 

[deathwolf]

S17:ORD-2.DAGGER-2 radios on overwatch: "<:: Sector is too hot. ::>"

Gah damn OTA can't handle the heat of the resistance

 

[Deleted member 7576]

S17:ORD-2.DAGGER-2 radios on overwatch: "<:: Sector is too hot. ::>"

 

[Mic15000]

S17:ORD-2.DAGGER-2 radios on overwatch: "<:: Sector is too hot. ::>"

Gah damn OTA can't handle the heat of the resistance

I got shot down to 19hp, after drilling a blacksuit with 12 shots, mf tankier than OTA at this point DAMN. Good fight do

 

[Numbers]

stop leaking their taglines, please.

 

[Numbers]

@ovxy me and you are having a chat about this leak

 

[MaXenzie]

stop leaking their taglines, please.

me setting my radio to their tagline so i can just go "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" in their ear for 15 hours

 

[Deleted member 7576]

@ovxy me and you are having a chat about this leak

im sorry this will never happen again i will rethink my actions while looking at this inconspicuous google sheet

 

[john]

im sorry this will never happen again i will rethink my actions while looking at this inconspicuous google sheet

hahahahaha

PLIK HAHAHA
WIIIIDOK BAHAHAHA

fuckin uuuuhhhhhh DANE HAHAHA

POMOC

HOW HAHAHA HOW

me when i accidentally open the chatbox while walking
WSTAW

 

['77 East]

hahahahaha

PLIK HAHAHA
WIIIIDOK BAHAHAHA

POMOC

HOW HAHAHA HOW

me when i accidentally open the chatbox while walking
WSTAW

polish people typing on their keyboards

 

[STUCK IN A CAKE]

S17:ORD-2.DAGGER-2 radios on overwatch: "<:: Sector is too hot. ::>"

Gah damn OTA can't handle the heat of the resistance

 

[Toriwarior30055]

 

[Deleted member 5367]

 

[Blackquill]