The Clown Plague

[Redneck]

Normally, I disagree massively with the American civilian rights to posses a gun
However, cases like this, I'm completely fine with it.
If you're going to try to kidnap children and chase after people whilst swinging MACHETES, you deserve to get shot.
Thing is Jello, you're not going to wait until they stab you
You won't know if it's a prank or not
You can't just say "Ay yo bro, gonna stab me?"

get your greedy-ass hands off my second ammendment, derpy

also, @Jello
think of it like this
you're a cop, getting a call about some weird fuck in a clown costume, luring children somewhere
you arrive at the scene, see a man in a clown costume, wielding a knife, scaring kids
you think "..."
that's right, you don't think, your training kicks in and you grab your gun and shoot the motherfucker who's probably some child-murdering psychopath
THEN you take your time to think, because there are no more potential threats around you

you look at this situation, the number of clowns killed and think that this is all wrong and bad and the cops are bad etc, but put yourself in the officer's shoes, man
you don't think straight in situations like this, you just wanna protect yourself and those you are supposed to protect

 

[vtipoman]

if youre scared of a clown just get one of these

or if youre in the UK get one of these

Or if you're country doesn't like guns, just use one of these

 

[Leadcolt]

get your greedy-ass hands off my second ammendment, derpy

also, @Jello
think of it like this
you're a cop, getting a call about some weird fuck in a clown costume, luring children somewhere
you arrive at the scene, see a man in a clown costume, wielding a knife, scaring kids
you think "..."
that's right, you don't think, your training kicks in and you grab your gun and shoot the motherfucker who's probably some child-murdering psychopath
THEN you take your time to think, because there are no more potential threats around you

you look at this situation, the number of clowns killed and think that this is all wrong and bad and the cops are bad etc, but put yourself in the officer's shoes, man
you don't think straight in situations like this, you just wanna protect yourself and those you are supposed to protect

we should just kill all the clowns, they don't give much back but lube the whole place up

 

[scrubmcnoob]

Alright boys, here is a quick scoop
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/artic...ldren-into-woods-locals-in-south-carolina-say
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-37455073
http://mysteriousuniverse.org/2016/09/creepy-clown-sightings-continue-throughout-the-united-states/
And even this

Now you may think the 2nd amendment is exercised to fight against an Orwellian government, but let me tell you that is was specifically made for this type of epidemic.
bonus points if your bullet's point of entry is the nose.

 

[Leadcolt]

Alright boys, here is a quick scoop
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/artic...ldren-into-woods-locals-in-south-carolina-say
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-37455073
http://mysteriousuniverse.org/2016/09/creepy-clown-sightings-continue-throughout-the-united-states/
And even this

Now you may think the 2nd amendment is exercised to fight against an Orwellian government, but let me tell you that is was specifically made for this type of epidemic.
bonus points if your bullet's point of entry is the nose.

if a clown comes charging at me with space lube, of course i'm going to glack him. clowns are freaky as hell.

 

[swagile]

dude you haven't seen shit...

ive seen clowns in space, releasing singulos, while honking their honk mechs in perverse joy...

ive seen entire rounds end with a clown blowing up everyone in the escape shuttle...

ive seen half the server get spaced by a "innocent" lube slide turned space....

you have not seen the horrors of the HONK!

come back to me when you have played ss13 and a clown who was not hunted down and killed turned the entire station upside down....


and now....







they have come alive into reality....

@scrubmcnoob

 

[Goopy]

I have a clown tcomms script
honkLength = length(explode($content," "));
honkText = "";
while(honkLength>0){
honkText = honkText+' honk';
honkLength=honkLength-1;
}
$content = honkText+" HONK!"
Turns every word in to honk
Have fun

 

[swagile]

The only good thing about tcomms when it was added was the ability to silence everyone on radio as CE or as antag due to bombings, and tcomm scripts as AI / clown.

xD

 

[Rengar]

When u pulling a social experiment and le po po pull up and glack 8 of ur boys and arrest 13 of them even tho you physically didn't harm anyone.

My point?

If they didn't PHYSICALLY harm anyone, they don't deserve to be dead.

That's retarded to be honest, if you lure children into a forest and shit it's not a joke, if it is a joke they should still shoot him because that man needs to be crazy as fuck to do a joke like this.

 

[Akula]

get yourself a hi-point .40

problem solved

 

[CrashBandi]

Yeah idk about this clown shit. All I've heard is they are in my state (I just got back yesterday from a wedding on the other side of the country so I haven't seen any)

I've also heard that schools have been going into lockdown because of clowns near the school.
Me? I just think it's bs. And idk why people are so scared of clowns anyways. They are people dressed up all silly. What's scary about that?

 

[NightVeil]

Apparently their are clowns around running around my campus and dorm hall. How lovely.

People are going out and hunting for them too.

 

[swagile]

fake-a-rape.com

tools: 'fake' balaclava, 'fake' rope, 'fake' tazer, 'fake' vocoder, 'fake' dildo

its JUST A PRANK

 

[Dr.Towers]

This happend in Italy

 

[Inspector Bandito]

wait you are scared of a fucking clown? lmao they are a fucking joke! If you don't get scared and run to him I bet they'll run away from you XD

wait you are a furry? lmao they are a fucking joke!

 

[Rengar]

wait you are a furry? lmao they are a fucking joke!

yes, no one is scared of furries.

 

[Inspector Bandito]

yes, no one is scared of furries.

well ofc not????????????

 

[Rengar]

well ofc not????????????

also bronies are the one who lures the children into the forest, not furries.

 

[Redneck]

yes, no one is scared of furries.

so, going with your logic
furries are clowns

tbh true

 

[Rengar]

so, going with your logic
furries are clowns

tbh true