bring back a favorite, corrupt a wish v3.

[Deleted member 1405]

CORRUPT A WISH is basically this:
A user posts a wish "I wish for cats"
and then the next person replies saying "Granted, but the cats are all dead. I wish for dogs"
and so on and so forth. You basically grant someones wish, but then you corrupt it. Get it? Cool.
I'll start.

I really want Kanye to come out of the hospital and finish the tour

 

[MaXenzie]

Granted, he finishes the tour after he's left the hospital. Well, his corpse did. He died in hospital.

I wish that my wish was not corrupted!

 

[Deleted member 61]

Granted. Your lack of wish is granted, but nothing happened.

I wish for freedom throughout America. (North, Central and South America).

 

[MaXenzie]

Granted. Your lack of wish is granted, but nothing happened.

I wish for freedom throughout America. (North, Central and South America).

Granted! All criminals are released, the borders are open and all crime is legal, complete freedom.

I wish that the next person wishes for a sandwich.

 

[Deleted member 1405]

i want a sandwich, but you have to eat it. Its extremely burnt bread and ketchup.

I wish people would see the GOOD in me not just the bad in meme

 

[Angel]

i want a sandwich, but you have to eat it. Its extremely burnt bread and ketchup.

I wish people would see the GOOD in me not just the bad in meme

Granted, but your stay permabanned

I wish kids didn't pretend to be pro-leet-hackers

 

[Trains]

Granted, but your stay permabanned

I wish kids didn't pretend to be pro-leet-hackers

Granted, but they become real pro-leet hackers instead of pretending

I wish there was a cure for cancer

 

[Zak]

granted

the cure is death

i wish i had my very own real life sangheili fuck buddy