Just checking.

[Nicrobe]

Hello there, I used to be here now I'm not.

I am about to finish the busiest part of my college, and thought maybe I'd return soon.

Could anyone around here hmu with your latest news about our serves? How's the population? Is @Blackquill still sane dealing with all you pl*nkers?

That's it, probably

 

[Goatson]

HL2 has seemingly daily arguments and drama ;)
Also very high population recently

WW3 got a new weapon base thanks to @Zak <3

Also christmas theme

 

[Jimbo]

rabid resigned

warwick carrion and wong resigned

plankton resigned

flippy kinda left headcop but not really

 

[Isuckatgaming]

latest news about our serves?

HL2RP has quite a few nice events coming up and Zak is back on as dev doing magical things with weapons

How's the population?

good afaik

Is @Blackquill still sane

> Implying he's ever been

 

[Nicrobe]

> Implying he's ever been

He has been sullied by the burden we have stampled him with.

There is no BQ anymore, only a mere husk, a façade of what he used to be(inside).

Bless him for still trying to show us some love

 

[Postino]

weren't you getting conscripted mate

 

[Nicrobe]

weren't you getting conscripted mate

Im going to college, they allow me to finish that first, luckily. I had to PROVE that I was genuinely enrolled in some sort of "educational facility" with a few annoying bits of paper

 

[MaXenzie]

Im going to college, they allow me to finish that first, luckily. I had to PROVE that I was genuinely enrolled in some sort of "educational facility" with a few annoying bits of paper

conscientious objector
noun

1. a person who for reasons of conscience objects to serving in the armed forces.

Do it!

 

[Isuckatgaming]

conscientious objector
noun

1. a person who for reasons of conscience objects to serving in the armed forces.

Do it!

Implying he can do that in Turkey without getting shit on by Mr. Erdogan

 

[MaXenzie]

Implying he can do that in Turkey without getting shit on by Mr. Erdogan

Implying he's physically fit enough to even get conscripted.

If you fail your physical you can't be conscripted. Just become a fat fuck.

 

[Nicrobe]

Implying he's physically fit enough to even get conscripted.

If you fail your physical you can't be conscripted. Just become a fat fuck.

If I in some way "Refuse" to get conscripted, I'm considered a fugitive and the penalty starts at 2 years of jail time. They don't give a single flying honeyfuck about our "Conscience" or "Life styles and choices".

 

[MaXenzie]

If I in some way "Refuse" to get conscripted, I'm considered a fugitive and the penalty starts at 2 years of jail time. They don't give a single flying honeyfuck about our "Conscience" or "Life styles and choices".

Then fail your physical!

 

[Zarail]

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[Nicrobe]

Then fail your physical!

Can't, don't want to hate myself just to fcking fail an exam.

Even then, I used to do Muay-Thai, and have official certificates from the Turkish Martial Arts Official, thus it basically gives them a reason to send my ass to rehab for a few months until I'm back in shape. And then they conscript me.

Also, fatness doesn't really matter as long as you can walk and breathe. There are a plenty fat people in the military, especially the ensigns. They only give a shit if you have genuine heart or lung problems, missing a limb etc.
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Not about our servers but I just wanna let you know DrPepper got banned from AF a few days ago.

A ban a day keeps the Pepper away.

...Wrong thread?

 

[Zarail]

Can't, don't want to hate myself just to fcking fail an exam.

Even then, I used to do Muay-Thai, and have official certificates from the Turkish Martial Arts Official, thus it basically gives them a reason to send my ass to rehab for a few months until I'm back in shape. And then they conscript me.

Also, fatness doesn't really matter as long as you can walk and breathe. There are a plenty fat people in the military, especially the ensigns. They only give a shit if you have genuine heart or lung problems, missing a limb etc.
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...Wrong thread?

No.

I'm sorry.

 

[Isuckatgaming]

Not about our servers but I just wanna let you know DrPepper got banned from AF a few days ago.

A ban a day keeps the Pepper away.

CAN YOU PEOPLE SHUT UP ABOUT DR. PEPPER ALREADY HOLY FUCK

 

[MaXenzie]

Can't, don't want to hate myself just to fcking fail an exam.

Even then, I used to do Muay-Thai, and have official certificates from the Turkish Martial Arts Official, thus it basically gives them a reason to send my ass to rehab for a few months until I'm back in shape. And then they conscript me.

Also, fatness doesn't really matter as long as you can walk and breathe. There are a plenty fat people in the military, especially the ensigns. They only give a shit if you have genuine heart or lung problems, missing a limb etc.
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...Wrong thread?

If you take it up the arse, you get pulled from conscription.

 

[Nicrobe]

If you take it up the arse, you get pulled from conscription.

They don't care here. Even if you were like "But I'm homosexual!" they'd respond "Well then, this'll fix you." and then conscript your ass.

There is no way out, unless you spend your whole life being an academician, and then go past the age of 45.

THEN they let you off.

 

[MaXenzie]

They don't care here. Even if you were like "But I'm homosexual!" they'd respond "Well then, this'll fix you." and then conscript your ass.

There is no way out, unless you spend your whole life being an academician, and then go past the age of 45.

THEN they let you off.

Oh ffs just immigrate.

 

[Deleted member 906]

@Nicrobe Loyalist attire when? ;333333 <3