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[LOOC] Melissa Dean: Fucking hate it, you just wake up wanting your damn coffee and walk down stairs, you're mother is standing there while you have a raging boner, only a tad akward.
[LOOC] Melissa Dean: It is, done it before, she goes 'Well, you shouldn't play with it!' Only if emales had dicks...
[LOOC] Melissa Dean: I CAN'T HELP IT, IT GOES WHEN IT WANTS TO GO.
[LOOC] Melissa Dean: Oh, but having a piss with a boner is the worse, jesus.
[LOOC] Melissa Dean: It's basically a fucking fountain, sprays more than a prositute.
[LOOC] Ellis 'One' Clifford: or be like me a fucking faggot and sit down
[LOOC] Melissa Dean: Oh, you sit down as well, I'm not the only one.
[LOOC] Dominic Jefferson: I thought I was the only one who did that.

@Mullin @DominicTheG
 
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Warwick: A doping olympics, or a gay olympics
Warwick: or a black olympics
Warwick: i wanna see how quick a crackbean can run

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tbh sports would be so much cooler if doping was allowed

imagine a footballer on crack, mdma, speed and PCP jumping 5metres in the air and volleying a ball at 500km/h towards goal
 

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tbh sports would be so much cooler if doping was allowed

imagine a footballer on crack, mdma, speed and PCP jumping 5metres in the air and volleying a ball at 500km/h towards goal
i want fucking futuristic death sports
or some roman empire gladiator shit
get some people fucked up on meth or something and tell them to go nuts
 

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tbh sports would be so much cooler if doping was allowed

imagine a footballer on crack, mdma, speed and PCP jumping 5metres in the air and volleying a ball at 500km/h towards goal
we need a doping league where everyone is cracked up on fucking everything they can get their hands on
 

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[LOOC] Melissa Dean: Fucking hate it, you just wake up wanting your damn coffee and walk down stairs, you're mother is standing there while you have a raging boner, only a tad akward.
[LOOC] Melissa Dean: It is, done it before, she goes 'Well, you shouldn't play with it!' Only if emales had dicks...
[LOOC] Melissa Dean: I CAN'T HELP IT, IT GOES WHEN IT WANTS TO GO.
[LOOC] Melissa Dean: Oh, but having a piss with a boner is the worse, jesus.
[LOOC] Melissa Dean: It's basically a fucking fountain, sprays more than a prositute.
[LOOC] Ellis 'One' Clifford: or be like me a fucking faggot and sit down
[LOOC] Melissa Dean: Oh, you sit down as well, I'm not the only one.
[LOOC] Dominic Jefferson: I thought I was the only one who did that.

@Mullin @DominicTheG
Actually even in context this is weird