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Akula · Dec 17, 2016

Zak: bOI i gotta do dEV SHIt

@Zak

nedoow · Dec 17, 2016

shit @Joe said when he thought he was alone in teamspeak

"I'M JOKING YOU WHITE OREO"
"your dick smells like fish because you put it in your dad"
"HA YEEEEET"
"SHUT UP YOU BINMAN"
"scotland, pretty cool actually"

Raah · Dec 17, 2016

Wooden said:
shit @Joe said when he thought he was alone in teamspeak

"I'M JOKING YOU WHITE OREO"
"your dick smells like fish because you put it in your dad"
"HA YEEEEET"
"SHUT UP YOU BINMAN"
"scotland, pretty cool actually"

had beef in a deathrun server

MaXenzie · Dec 17, 2016

Lynx: we can both apply for the d now

@Lynx

Goatson · Dec 17, 2016

MaXenzie said:
Lynx: we can both apply for the d now

Nice to see he hasn't changed

Gungeoneer · Dec 17, 2016

Redhunter: MATE
Redhunter: WTF
Redhunter: UR A PRICK
Redhunter: THATS MY NEB
Redhunter: FUCK OFF
Redhunter: GIVE THEM BACK
Kaiser Wilhelm II.: i will steal ur neb heh…
Redhunter: NO U DONT
Redhunter: ILL GET U BANNED
Kaiser Wilhelm II.: heh
Kaiser Wilhelm II.: rip neb kiddo
Redhunter: FUCK U
Redhunter: SERIOUSLY

nothing personnel, kid
@Redhunter

Redhunter · Dec 17, 2016

Gungeoneer said:
Redhunter: MATE
Redhunter: WTF
Redhunter: UR A PRICK
Redhunter: THATS MY NEB
Redhunter: FUCK OFF
Redhunter: GIVE THEM BACK
Kaiser Wilhelm II.: i will steal ur neb heh…
Redhunter: NO U DONT
Redhunter: ILL GET U BANNED
Kaiser Wilhelm II.: heh
Kaiser Wilhelm II.: rip neb kiddo
Redhunter: FUCK U
Redhunter: SERIOUSLY

nothing personnel, kid
@Redhunter

I've lost 20 neb u horrible man

Gungeoneer · Dec 18, 2016

Festive Fred: i'm supposed to be playing nebulous HL2RP but this one admin keeps banning my ass...........
Kaiser Wilhelm II.: heh…
Festive Fred: is it Isuckatgaming27?
Festive Fred: Yes, Isuckatgaming27
Festive Fred: I hear he's the most abusive HL2RP admin, born from memes
Kaiser Wilhelm II.: they say he once banned a whole militia with just one command...
Festive Fred: They say he can deny char auths faster than Blackquill
Kaiser Wilhelm II.: oh no, isuckatgaming just captured my circlejerk friend……
Festive Fred: What, mine too!
Kaiser Wilhelm II.: aww you guys, i am sure its not that bad..
Festive Fred: the camera changes position, revealing the greasy fuckwit in the corner to be Isuckatgaming27

@Isuckatgaming

Isuckatgaming · Dec 18, 2016

Gungeoneer said:
Festive Fred: i'm supposed to be playing nebulous HL2RP but this one admin keeps banning my ass...........
Kaiser Wilhelm II.: heh…
Festive Fred: is it Isuckatgaming27?
Festive Fred: Yes, Isuckatgaming27
Festive Fred: I hear he's the most abusive HL2RP admin, born from memes
Kaiser Wilhelm II.: they say he once banned a whole militia with just one command...
Festive Fred: They say he can deny char auths faster than Blackquill
Kaiser Wilhelm II.: oh no, isuckatgaming just captured my circlejerk friend……
Festive Fred: What, mine too!
Kaiser Wilhelm II.: aww you guys, i am sure its not that bad..
Festive Fred: the camera changes position, revealing the greasy fuckwit in the corner to be Isuckatgaming27

@Isuckatgaming

Bad meme.

Blackquill · Dec 18, 2016

Gungeoneer said:
most abusive HL2RP admin

Cleared throat.

Trains · Dec 18, 2016

Wheatley-EN-: i like to imagine the gum is like myself
Wheatley-EN-: and every hole in it
Wheatley-EN-: is where a lover once was
Trains: deep
Wheatley-EN-: Not as deep as my second lovers ass though

Numbers · Dec 20, 2016

2.3.5.41: ^!!
Shadow Flex: I woke up earlier than intended because
2.3.5.41: I messaged you.
Shadow Flex: I literally found my dick foaming with cum
2.3.5.41: PFFF
2.3.5.41: HAHAHAH
Shadow Flex: came in my sleep
Shadow Flex: gg
Shadow Flex: not even joking
Shadow Flex: had to clean that shit up
2.3.5.41: Wet dream or did someone jack you off lmao
Shadow Flex: last thing I remember is
Shadow Flex: sort of a wet dream? i was masturbating
Shadow Flex: it wasnt even sex in it
2.3.5.41: oh
Shadow Flex: and then I felt
2.3.5.41: wtf
Shadow Flex: an orgasm, but like halfway and woke
Shadow Flex: up
Shadow Flex: sitting in bed for 5 minutes thingking
2.3.5.41: Lmfao dude
Shadow Flex: thinking*
Shadow Flex: "did I just cum?"
Shadow Flex: go to toilet, check dick
Shadow Flex: "yep"
2.3.5.41: Thats just fucking hilarious
Shadow Flex: It's the first time it has ever happened in my life I think
Shadow Flex: Or at least, for a long while
2.3.5.41: ...i hope i never untintentionally orgasm lmao
Shadow Flex: it's messy and you don't exactly feel it to the fullest
Shadow Flex: so meh
2.3.5.41: yes
2.3.5.41: Im eating rn
2.3.5.41: we discussed this while i was eating
Shadow Flex: I mean we weren't dicussing poop and shit weren't we
Shadow Flex: oh..
Shadow Flex: oops
2.3.5.41: Nah man id bare with that
Shadow Flex: lmao
Shadow Flex: what's funny is
2.3.5.41: Solicitous became headcop
2.3.5.41: Which is good
2.3.5.41: OH lmao that was unintentionally synced
Shadow Flex: last night I abstained from fapping and was horny, and my body is apperantly like "you're gonna cum tonight, and you're gonna do it hard with or without your hand"
2.3.5.41: "What's funny is" "Solicitous became headcop."
2.3.5.41: )LOL
Shadow Flex: yes
2.3.5.41: Sadly you didnt feel it all
Shadow Flex: I did actually, but it was hazy and shit
2.3.5.41: yea
2.3.5.41: You know what REALLY ruins my appetite?
Shadow Flex: cum?
2.3.5.41: That Bonnie rebel made a bio
2.3.5.41: and she has nikkie in it
2.3.5.41: and its sooo fucking turkish drama dude
2.3.5.41: "why dont u love me?!" ;(
2.3.5.41: She did that in public, in the event
Shadow Flex: lmao
Shadow Flex: roll turkish soap music
2.3.5.41: xD
2.3.5.41: Like
2.3.5.41: She even called him "babe" in the radio
2.3.5.41: where then i proceeded to cringe, i wanted to do it iclu.
2.3.5.41: icly*
Shadow Flex: authed
2.3.5.41: ***Gallum Lih cringes as he hears Bonnie speak into the radio.
2.3.5.41: He even told her to not call him babe and shut up lmap
2.3.5.41: Lmao*
Shadow Flex: my :heyzeus:

2.3.5.41: Then she goes
2.3.5.41: "but.... But"
2.3.5.41: and i cringe again
2.3.5.41: Who does this irl
2.3.5.41: W H O
Shadow Flex: I mean, sometimes girls joke around saying that but
2.3.5.41: She was serious
2.3.5.41: me and beelees just came to conclusion that shes deformed
Shadow Flex: ..lmao
2.3.5.41: She has that condition where she has two different coloured eyes
2.3.5.41: forgot the name
Shadow Flex: uuhh
2.3.5.41: Maybe THATS RELATED!?????
Shadow Flex: no
2.3.5.41: I forgot the name
2.3.5.41: starts with an H
2.3.5.41: Heterohromiaaa
2.3.5.41: So did flippy ever reveal why we went there?
Shadow Flex: idk
Shadow Flex: https://gyazo.com/eaf111dc159b0b62e14c20ecf54b2adb
Shadow Flex: chicken being the usual meme
2.3.5.41: hah
2.3.5.41: youre on phone?????
Shadow Flex: nop
2.3.5.41: im on phone......
2.3.5.41: but on browser not app
2.3.5.41: Wait so like
2.3.5.41: thats skype
2.3.5.41: :heyzeus:

2.3.5.41: You skype with chicken??!?!
Shadow Flex: ...that's FB
Shadow Flex: and I have his skype too
2.3.5.41: knew it ....
Shadow Flex: I have him on whatsapp too
2.3.5.41: circlejerkoffs.......
2.3.5.41: jk
Shadow Flex: I can literally contact him when he wakes up
2.3.5.41: Wtf
2.3.5.41: xD
Shadow Flex: and isnt on PC
Shadow Flex: whisper good morning into his ear like a nice little slave
Shadow Flex: ya'know
Shadow Flex: shit like that
2.3.5.41: The question is why is he colead of cwu and not vort
Shadow Flex: he is of both
Shadow Flex: :grinning:
2.3.5.41: oh .. .. . .
2.3.5.41: He authed me to right click the other day
2.3.5.41: I was so tempted to.
Shadow Flex: lol
2.3.5.41: I'd right click then run the fuck out
2.3.5.41: a s a p
Shadow Flex: The only thing I don't know about chicken is his address, but he'll probably give me it if I ask
Shadow Flex: not that I care
2.3.5.41: Or maybe you do care?
Shadow Flex: reverse psychology
2.3.5.41: a A
2.3.5.41: ahA*
Shadow Flex: now if you'll excuse me sir i have anime to watch
2.3.5.41: anime? pshhhhh
Shadow Flex: i'm also a certified japanese speaker
2.3.5.41: Teriyaki god
2.3.5.41: now if you'll excuse me sir i have filthy frank to watch
Shadow Flex: *tips hat*
2.3.5.41: *same*
2.3.5.41: Zwait
2.3.5.41: wait what hat
2.3.5.41: You have a hoodie
2.3.5.41: i have a HAT
Shadow Flex: no wait
Shadow Flex: what
Shadow Flex: no
Shadow Flex: I have
Shadow Flex: actually you're right
Shadow Flex: I have no hats
2.3.5.41: rip
2.3.5.41: ok but seriously now i have some payday to play and frank to watch
Shadow Flex: i have anime to watch and rise of the tomb raider to play
2.3.5.41: Gallum Lih says "Farewell."
2.3.5.41: ...Oh I also have to urinate.
2.3.5.41: A part of my to do list yknow
Shadow Flex: careful not to cum
2.3.5.41: ...yes

@Chicken @Deathwolf772 @Shadow Flex

heaveN · Dec 20, 2016

2.3.5.42 said:
2.3.5.41: ^!!
Shadow Flex: I woke up earlier than intended because
2.3.5.41: I messaged you.
Shadow Flex: I literally found my dick foaming with cum
2.3.5.41: PFFF
2.3.5.41: HAHAHAH
Shadow Flex: came in my sleep
Shadow Flex: gg
Shadow Flex: not even joking
Shadow Flex: had to clean that shit up
2.3.5.41: Wet dream or did someone jack you off lmao
Shadow Flex: last thing I remember is
Shadow Flex: sort of a wet dream? i was masturbating
Shadow Flex: it wasnt even sex in it
2.3.5.41: oh
Shadow Flex: and then I felt
2.3.5.41: wtf
Shadow Flex: an orgasm, but like halfway and woke
Shadow Flex: up
Shadow Flex: sitting in bed for 5 minutes thingking
2.3.5.41: Lmfao dude
Shadow Flex: thinking*
Shadow Flex: "did I just cum?"
Shadow Flex: go to toilet, check dick
Shadow Flex: "yep"
2.3.5.41: Thats just fucking hilarious
Shadow Flex: It's the first time it has ever happened in my life I think
Shadow Flex: Or at least, for a long while
2.3.5.41: ...i hope i never untintentionally orgasm lmao
Shadow Flex: it's messy and you don't exactly feel it to the fullest
Shadow Flex: so meh
2.3.5.41: yes
2.3.5.41: Im eating rn
2.3.5.41: we discussed this while i was eating
Shadow Flex: I mean we weren't dicussing poop and shit weren't we
Shadow Flex: oh..
Shadow Flex: oops
2.3.5.41: Nah man id bare with that
Shadow Flex: lmao
Shadow Flex: what's funny is
2.3.5.41: Solicitous became headcop
2.3.5.41: Which is good
2.3.5.41: OH lmao that was unintentionally synced
Shadow Flex: last night I abstained from fapping and was horny, and my body is apperantly like "you're gonna cum tonight, and you're gonna do it hard with or without your hand"
2.3.5.41: "What's funny is" "Solicitous became headcop."
2.3.5.41: )LOL
Shadow Flex: yes
2.3.5.41: Sadly you didnt feel it all
Shadow Flex: I did actually, but it was hazy and shit
2.3.5.41: yea
2.3.5.41: You know what REALLY ruins my appetite?
Shadow Flex: cum?
2.3.5.41: That Bonnie rebel made a bio
2.3.5.41: and she has nikkie in it
2.3.5.41: and its sooo fucking turkish drama dude
2.3.5.41: "why dont u love me?!" ;(
2.3.5.41: She did that in public, in the event
Shadow Flex: lmao
Shadow Flex: roll turkish soap music
2.3.5.41: xD
2.3.5.41: Like
2.3.5.41: She even called him "babe" in the radio
2.3.5.41: where then i proceeded to cringe, i wanted to do it iclu.
2.3.5.41: icly*
Shadow Flex: authed
2.3.5.41: ***Gallum Lih cringes as he hears Bonnie speak into the radio.
2.3.5.41: He even told her to not call him babe and shut up lmap
2.3.5.41: Lmao*
Shadow Flex: my
2.3.5.41: Then she goes
2.3.5.41: "but.... But"
2.3.5.41: and i cringe again
2.3.5.41: Who does this irl
2.3.5.41: W H O
Shadow Flex: I mean, sometimes girls joke around saying that but
2.3.5.41: She was serious
2.3.5.41: me and beelees just came to conclusion that shes deformed
Shadow Flex: ..lmao
2.3.5.41: She has that condition where she has two different coloured eyes
2.3.5.41: forgot the name
Shadow Flex: uuhh
2.3.5.41: Maybe THATS RELATED!?????
Shadow Flex: no
2.3.5.41: I forgot the name
2.3.5.41: starts with an H
2.3.5.41: Heterohromiaaa
2.3.5.41: So did flippy ever reveal why we went there?
Shadow Flex: idk
Shadow Flex: https://gyazo.com/eaf111dc159b0b62e14c20ecf54b2adb
Shadow Flex: chicken being the usual meme
2.3.5.41: hah
2.3.5.41: youre on phone?????
Shadow Flex: nop
2.3.5.41: im on phone......
2.3.5.41: but on browser not app
2.3.5.41: Wait so like
2.3.5.41: thats skype
2.3.5.41:
2.3.5.41: You skype with chicken??!?!
Shadow Flex: ...that's FB
Shadow Flex: and I have his skype too
2.3.5.41: knew it ....
Shadow Flex: I have him on whatsapp too
2.3.5.41: circlejerkoffs.......
2.3.5.41: jk
Shadow Flex: I can literally contact him when he wakes up
2.3.5.41: Wtf
2.3.5.41: xD
Shadow Flex: and isnt on PC
Shadow Flex: whisper good morning into his ear like a nice little slave
Shadow Flex: ya'know
Shadow Flex: shit like that
2.3.5.41: The question is why is he colead of cwu and not vort
Shadow Flex: he is of both
Shadow Flex: :grinning:
2.3.5.41: oh .. .. . .
2.3.5.41: He authed me to right click the other day
2.3.5.41: I was so tempted to.
Shadow Flex: lol
2.3.5.41: I'd right click then run the fuck out
2.3.5.41: a s a p
Shadow Flex: The only thing I don't know about chicken is his address, but he'll probably give me it if I ask
Shadow Flex: not that I care
2.3.5.41: Or maybe you do care?
Shadow Flex: reverse psychology
2.3.5.41: a A
2.3.5.41: ahA*
Shadow Flex: now if you'll excuse me sir i have anime to watch
2.3.5.41: anime? pshhhhh
Shadow Flex: i'm also a certified japanese speaker
2.3.5.41: Teriyaki god
2.3.5.41: now if you'll excuse me sir i have filthy frank to watch
Shadow Flex: *tips hat*
2.3.5.41: *same*
2.3.5.41: Zwait
2.3.5.41: wait what hat
2.3.5.41: You have a hoodie
2.3.5.41: i have a HAT
Shadow Flex: no wait
Shadow Flex: what
Shadow Flex: no
Shadow Flex: I have
Shadow Flex: actually you're right
Shadow Flex: I have no hats
2.3.5.41: rip
2.3.5.41: ok but seriously now i have some payday to play and frank to watch
Shadow Flex: i have anime to watch and rise of the tomb raider to play
2.3.5.41: Gallum Lih says "Farewell."
2.3.5.41: ...Oh I also have to urinate.
2.3.5.41: A part of my to do list yknow
Shadow Flex: careful not to cum
2.3.5.41: ...yes

@Chicken @Deathwolf772 @Shadow Flex

hot

Chicken · Dec 20, 2016

2.3.5.42 said:
2.3.5.41: ^!!
Shadow Flex: I woke up earlier than intended because
2.3.5.41: I messaged you.
Shadow Flex: I literally found my dick foaming with cum
2.3.5.41: PFFF
2.3.5.41: HAHAHAH
Shadow Flex: came in my sleep
Shadow Flex: gg
Shadow Flex: not even joking
Shadow Flex: had to clean that shit up
2.3.5.41: Wet dream or did someone jack you off lmao
Shadow Flex: last thing I remember is
Shadow Flex: sort of a wet dream? i was masturbating
Shadow Flex: it wasnt even sex in it
2.3.5.41: oh
Shadow Flex: and then I felt
2.3.5.41: wtf
Shadow Flex: an orgasm, but like halfway and woke
Shadow Flex: up
Shadow Flex: sitting in bed for 5 minutes thingking
2.3.5.41: Lmfao dude
Shadow Flex: thinking*
Shadow Flex: "did I just cum?"
Shadow Flex: go to toilet, check dick
Shadow Flex: "yep"
2.3.5.41: Thats just fucking hilarious
Shadow Flex: It's the first time it has ever happened in my life I think
Shadow Flex: Or at least, for a long while
2.3.5.41: ...i hope i never untintentionally orgasm lmao
Shadow Flex: it's messy and you don't exactly feel it to the fullest
Shadow Flex: so meh
2.3.5.41: yes
2.3.5.41: Im eating rn
2.3.5.41: we discussed this while i was eating
Shadow Flex: I mean we weren't dicussing poop and shit weren't we
Shadow Flex: oh..
Shadow Flex: oops
2.3.5.41: Nah man id bare with that
Shadow Flex: lmao
Shadow Flex: what's funny is
2.3.5.41: Solicitous became headcop
2.3.5.41: Which is good
2.3.5.41: OH lmao that was unintentionally synced
Shadow Flex: last night I abstained from fapping and was horny, and my body is apperantly like "you're gonna cum tonight, and you're gonna do it hard with or without your hand"
2.3.5.41: "What's funny is" "Solicitous became headcop."
2.3.5.41: )LOL
Shadow Flex: yes
2.3.5.41: Sadly you didnt feel it all
Shadow Flex: I did actually, but it was hazy and shit
2.3.5.41: yea
2.3.5.41: You know what REALLY ruins my appetite?
Shadow Flex: cum?
2.3.5.41: That Bonnie rebel made a bio
2.3.5.41: and she has nikkie in it
2.3.5.41: and its sooo fucking turkish drama dude
2.3.5.41: "why dont u love me?!" ;(
2.3.5.41: She did that in public, in the event
Shadow Flex: lmao
Shadow Flex: roll turkish soap music
2.3.5.41: xD
2.3.5.41: Like
2.3.5.41: She even called him "babe" in the radio
2.3.5.41: where then i proceeded to cringe, i wanted to do it iclu.
2.3.5.41: icly*
Shadow Flex: authed
2.3.5.41: ***Gallum Lih cringes as he hears Bonnie speak into the radio.
2.3.5.41: He even told her to not call him babe and shut up lmap
2.3.5.41: Lmao*
Shadow Flex: my
2.3.5.41: Then she goes
2.3.5.41: "but.... But"
2.3.5.41: and i cringe again
2.3.5.41: Who does this irl
2.3.5.41: W H O
Shadow Flex: I mean, sometimes girls joke around saying that but
2.3.5.41: She was serious
2.3.5.41: me and beelees just came to conclusion that shes deformed
Shadow Flex: ..lmao
2.3.5.41: She has that condition where she has two different coloured eyes
2.3.5.41: forgot the name
Shadow Flex: uuhh
2.3.5.41: Maybe THATS RELATED!?????
Shadow Flex: no
2.3.5.41: I forgot the name
2.3.5.41: starts with an H
2.3.5.41: Heterohromiaaa
2.3.5.41: So did flippy ever reveal why we went there?
Shadow Flex: idk
Shadow Flex: https://gyazo.com/eaf111dc159b0b62e14c20ecf54b2adb
Shadow Flex: chicken being the usual meme
2.3.5.41: hah
2.3.5.41: youre on phone?????
Shadow Flex: nop
2.3.5.41: im on phone......
2.3.5.41: but on browser not app
2.3.5.41: Wait so like
2.3.5.41: thats skype
2.3.5.41:
2.3.5.41: You skype with chicken??!?!
Shadow Flex: ...that's FB
Shadow Flex: and I have his skype too
2.3.5.41: knew it ....
Shadow Flex: I have him on whatsapp too
2.3.5.41: circlejerkoffs.......
2.3.5.41: jk
Shadow Flex: I can literally contact him when he wakes up
2.3.5.41: Wtf
2.3.5.41: xD
Shadow Flex: and isnt on PC
Shadow Flex: whisper good morning into his ear like a nice little slave
Shadow Flex: ya'know
Shadow Flex: shit like that
2.3.5.41: The question is why is he colead of cwu and not vort
Shadow Flex: he is of both
Shadow Flex: :grinning:
2.3.5.41: oh .. .. . .
2.3.5.41: He authed me to right click the other day
2.3.5.41: I was so tempted to.
Shadow Flex: lol
2.3.5.41: I'd right click then run the fuck out
2.3.5.41: a s a p
Shadow Flex: The only thing I don't know about chicken is his address, but he'll probably give me it if I ask
Shadow Flex: not that I care
2.3.5.41: Or maybe you do care?
Shadow Flex: reverse psychology
2.3.5.41: a A
2.3.5.41: ahA*
Shadow Flex: now if you'll excuse me sir i have anime to watch
2.3.5.41: anime? pshhhhh
Shadow Flex: i'm also a certified japanese speaker
2.3.5.41: Teriyaki god
2.3.5.41: now if you'll excuse me sir i have filthy frank to watch
Shadow Flex: *tips hat*
2.3.5.41: *same*
2.3.5.41: Zwait
2.3.5.41: wait what hat
2.3.5.41: You have a hoodie
2.3.5.41: i have a HAT
Shadow Flex: no wait
Shadow Flex: what
Shadow Flex: no
Shadow Flex: I have
Shadow Flex: actually you're right
Shadow Flex: I have no hats
2.3.5.41: rip
2.3.5.41: ok but seriously now i have some payday to play and frank to watch
Shadow Flex: i have anime to watch and rise of the tomb raider to play
2.3.5.41: Gallum Lih says "Farewell."
2.3.5.41: ...Oh I also have to urinate.
2.3.5.41: A part of my to do list yknow
Shadow Flex: careful not to cum
2.3.5.41: ...yes

@Chicken @Deathwolf772 @Shadow Flex

For a moment I thought that idiot leaked my facebook account

Shadow Flex · Dec 20, 2016

Chicken said:
For a moment I thought that idiot leaked my facebook account

:wink:

Chicken · Dec 20, 2016

Shadow Flex said:
:wink:

I wouldn't be surprised if you end up being a 40 year old Internet predator

Powley · Dec 20, 2016

2.3.5.42 said:
2.3.5.41: ^!!
Shadow Flex: I woke up earlier than intended because
2.3.5.41: I messaged you.
Shadow Flex: I literally found my dick foaming with cum
2.3.5.41: PFFF
2.3.5.41: HAHAHAH
Shadow Flex: came in my sleep
Shadow Flex: gg
Shadow Flex: not even joking
Shadow Flex: had to clean that shit up
2.3.5.41: Wet dream or did someone jack you off lmao
Shadow Flex: last thing I remember is
Shadow Flex: sort of a wet dream? i was masturbating
Shadow Flex: it wasnt even sex in it
2.3.5.41: oh
Shadow Flex: and then I felt
2.3.5.41: wtf
Shadow Flex: an orgasm, but like halfway and woke
Shadow Flex: up
Shadow Flex: sitting in bed for 5 minutes thingking
2.3.5.41: Lmfao dude
Shadow Flex: thinking*
Shadow Flex: "did I just cum?"
Shadow Flex: go to toilet, check dick
Shadow Flex: "yep"
2.3.5.41: Thats just fucking hilarious
Shadow Flex: It's the first time it has ever happened in my life I think
Shadow Flex: Or at least, for a long while
2.3.5.41: ...i hope i never untintentionally orgasm lmao
Shadow Flex: it's messy and you don't exactly feel it to the fullest
Shadow Flex: so meh
2.3.5.41: yes
2.3.5.41: Im eating rn
2.3.5.41: we discussed this while i was eating
Shadow Flex: I mean we weren't dicussing poop and shit weren't we
Shadow Flex: oh..
Shadow Flex: oops
2.3.5.41: Nah man id bare with that
Shadow Flex: lmao
Shadow Flex: what's funny is
2.3.5.41: Solicitous became headcop
2.3.5.41: Which is good
2.3.5.41: OH lmao that was unintentionally synced
Shadow Flex: last night I abstained from fapping and was horny, and my body is apperantly like "you're gonna cum tonight, and you're gonna do it hard with or without your hand"
2.3.5.41: "What's funny is" "Solicitous became headcop."
2.3.5.41: )LOL
Shadow Flex: yes
2.3.5.41: Sadly you didnt feel it all
Shadow Flex: I did actually, but it was hazy and shit
2.3.5.41: yea
2.3.5.41: You know what REALLY ruins my appetite?
Shadow Flex: cum?
2.3.5.41: That Bonnie rebel made a bio
2.3.5.41: and she has nikkie in it
2.3.5.41: and its sooo fucking turkish drama dude
2.3.5.41: "why dont u love me?!" ;(
2.3.5.41: She did that in public, in the event
Shadow Flex: lmao
Shadow Flex: roll turkish soap music
2.3.5.41: xD
2.3.5.41: Like
2.3.5.41: She even called him "babe" in the radio
2.3.5.41: where then i proceeded to cringe, i wanted to do it iclu.
2.3.5.41: icly*
Shadow Flex: authed
2.3.5.41: ***Gallum Lih cringes as he hears Bonnie speak into the radio.
2.3.5.41: He even told her to not call him babe and shut up lmap
2.3.5.41: Lmao*
Shadow Flex: my
2.3.5.41: Then she goes
2.3.5.41: "but.... But"
2.3.5.41: and i cringe again
2.3.5.41: Who does this irl
2.3.5.41: W H O
Shadow Flex: I mean, sometimes girls joke around saying that but
2.3.5.41: She was serious
2.3.5.41: me and beelees just came to conclusion that shes deformed
Shadow Flex: ..lmao
2.3.5.41: She has that condition where she has two different coloured eyes
2.3.5.41: forgot the name
Shadow Flex: uuhh
2.3.5.41: Maybe THATS RELATED!?????
Shadow Flex: no
2.3.5.41: I forgot the name
2.3.5.41: starts with an H
2.3.5.41: Heterohromiaaa
2.3.5.41: So did flippy ever reveal why we went there?
Shadow Flex: idk
Shadow Flex: https://gyazo.com/eaf111dc159b0b62e14c20ecf54b2adb
Shadow Flex: chicken being the usual meme
2.3.5.41: hah
2.3.5.41: youre on phone?????
Shadow Flex: nop
2.3.5.41: im on phone......
2.3.5.41: but on browser not app
2.3.5.41: Wait so like
2.3.5.41: thats skype
2.3.5.41:
2.3.5.41: You skype with chicken??!?!
Shadow Flex: ...that's FB
Shadow Flex: and I have his skype too
2.3.5.41: knew it ....
Shadow Flex: I have him on whatsapp too
2.3.5.41: circlejerkoffs.......
2.3.5.41: jk
Shadow Flex: I can literally contact him when he wakes up
2.3.5.41: Wtf
2.3.5.41: xD
Shadow Flex: and isnt on PC
Shadow Flex: whisper good morning into his ear like a nice little slave
Shadow Flex: ya'know
Shadow Flex: shit like that
2.3.5.41: The question is why is he colead of cwu and not vort
Shadow Flex: he is of both
Shadow Flex: :grinning:
2.3.5.41: oh .. .. . .
2.3.5.41: He authed me to right click the other day
2.3.5.41: I was so tempted to.
Shadow Flex: lol
2.3.5.41: I'd right click then run the fuck out
2.3.5.41: a s a p
Shadow Flex: The only thing I don't know about chicken is his address, but he'll probably give me it if I ask
Shadow Flex: not that I care
2.3.5.41: Or maybe you do care?
Shadow Flex: reverse psychology
2.3.5.41: a A
2.3.5.41: ahA*
Shadow Flex: now if you'll excuse me sir i have anime to watch
2.3.5.41: anime? pshhhhh
Shadow Flex: i'm also a certified japanese speaker
2.3.5.41: Teriyaki god
2.3.5.41: now if you'll excuse me sir i have filthy frank to watch
Shadow Flex: *tips hat*
2.3.5.41: *same*
2.3.5.41: Zwait
2.3.5.41: wait what hat
2.3.5.41: You have a hoodie
2.3.5.41: i have a HAT
Shadow Flex: no wait
Shadow Flex: what
Shadow Flex: no
Shadow Flex: I have
Shadow Flex: actually you're right
Shadow Flex: I have no hats
2.3.5.41: rip
2.3.5.41: ok but seriously now i have some payday to play and frank to watch
Shadow Flex: i have anime to watch and rise of the tomb raider to play
2.3.5.41: Gallum Lih says "Farewell."
2.3.5.41: ...Oh I also have to urinate.
2.3.5.41: A part of my to do list yknow
Shadow Flex: careful not to cum
2.3.5.41: ...yes

@Chicken @Deathwolf772 @Shadow Flex

That's disturbing

Numbers · Dec 20, 2016

Powley said:
That's disturbing

in many ways.

Chiken · Dec 20, 2016

2.3.5.42 said:
2.3.5.41: ^!!
Shadow Flex: I woke up earlier than intended because
2.3.5.41: I messaged you.
Shadow Flex: I literally found my dick foaming with cum
2.3.5.41: PFFF
2.3.5.41: HAHAHAH
Shadow Flex: came in my sleep
Shadow Flex: gg
Shadow Flex: not even joking
Shadow Flex: had to clean that shit up
2.3.5.41: Wet dream or did someone jack you off lmao
Shadow Flex: last thing I remember is
Shadow Flex: sort of a wet dream? i was masturbating
Shadow Flex: it wasnt even sex in it
2.3.5.41: oh
Shadow Flex: and then I felt
2.3.5.41: wtf
Shadow Flex: an orgasm, but like halfway and woke
Shadow Flex: up
Shadow Flex: sitting in bed for 5 minutes thingking
2.3.5.41: Lmfao dude
Shadow Flex: thinking*
Shadow Flex: "did I just cum?"
Shadow Flex: go to toilet, check dick
Shadow Flex: "yep"
2.3.5.41: Thats just fucking hilarious
Shadow Flex: It's the first time it has ever happened in my life I think
Shadow Flex: Or at least, for a long while
2.3.5.41: ...i hope i never untintentionally orgasm lmao
Shadow Flex: it's messy and you don't exactly feel it to the fullest
Shadow Flex: so meh
2.3.5.41: yes
2.3.5.41: Im eating rn
2.3.5.41: we discussed this while i was eating
Shadow Flex: I mean we weren't dicussing poop and shit weren't we
Shadow Flex: oh..
Shadow Flex: oops
2.3.5.41: Nah man id bare with that
Shadow Flex: lmao
Shadow Flex: what's funny is
2.3.5.41: Solicitous became headcop
2.3.5.41: Which is good
2.3.5.41: OH lmao that was unintentionally synced
Shadow Flex: last night I abstained from fapping and was horny, and my body is apperantly like "you're gonna cum tonight, and you're gonna do it hard with or without your hand"
2.3.5.41: "What's funny is" "Solicitous became headcop."
2.3.5.41: )LOL
Shadow Flex: yes
2.3.5.41: Sadly you didnt feel it all
Shadow Flex: I did actually, but it was hazy and shit
2.3.5.41: yea
2.3.5.41: You know what REALLY ruins my appetite?
Shadow Flex: cum?
2.3.5.41: That Bonnie rebel made a bio
2.3.5.41: and she has nikkie in it
2.3.5.41: and its sooo fucking turkish drama dude
2.3.5.41: "why dont u love me?!" ;(
2.3.5.41: She did that in public, in the event
Shadow Flex: lmao
Shadow Flex: roll turkish soap music
2.3.5.41: xD
2.3.5.41: Like
2.3.5.41: She even called him "babe" in the radio
2.3.5.41: where then i proceeded to cringe, i wanted to do it iclu.
2.3.5.41: icly*
Shadow Flex: authed
2.3.5.41: ***Gallum Lih cringes as he hears Bonnie speak into the radio.
2.3.5.41: He even told her to not call him babe and shut up lmap
2.3.5.41: Lmao*
Shadow Flex: my
2.3.5.41: Then she goes
2.3.5.41: "but.... But"
2.3.5.41: and i cringe again
2.3.5.41: Who does this irl
2.3.5.41: W H O
Shadow Flex: I mean, sometimes girls joke around saying that but
2.3.5.41: She was serious
2.3.5.41: me and beelees just came to conclusion that shes deformed
Shadow Flex: ..lmao
2.3.5.41: She has that condition where she has two different coloured eyes
2.3.5.41: forgot the name
Shadow Flex: uuhh
2.3.5.41: Maybe THATS RELATED!?????
Shadow Flex: no
2.3.5.41: I forgot the name
2.3.5.41: starts with an H
2.3.5.41: Heterohromiaaa
2.3.5.41: So did flippy ever reveal why we went there?
Shadow Flex: idk
Shadow Flex: https://gyazo.com/eaf111dc159b0b62e14c20ecf54b2adb
Shadow Flex: chicken being the usual meme
2.3.5.41: hah
2.3.5.41: youre on phone?????
Shadow Flex: nop
2.3.5.41: im on phone......
2.3.5.41: but on browser not app
2.3.5.41: Wait so like
2.3.5.41: thats skype
2.3.5.41:
2.3.5.41: You skype with chicken??!?!
Shadow Flex: ...that's FB
Shadow Flex: and I have his skype too
2.3.5.41: knew it ....
Shadow Flex: I have him on whatsapp too
2.3.5.41: circlejerkoffs.......
2.3.5.41: jk
Shadow Flex: I can literally contact him when he wakes up
2.3.5.41: Wtf
2.3.5.41: xD
Shadow Flex: and isnt on PC
Shadow Flex: whisper good morning into his ear like a nice little slave
Shadow Flex: ya'know
Shadow Flex: shit like that
2.3.5.41: The question is why is he colead of cwu and not vort
Shadow Flex: he is of both
Shadow Flex: :grinning:
2.3.5.41: oh .. .. . .
2.3.5.41: He authed me to right click the other day
2.3.5.41: I was so tempted to.
Shadow Flex: lol
2.3.5.41: I'd right click then run the fuck out
2.3.5.41: a s a p
Shadow Flex: The only thing I don't know about chicken is his address, but he'll probably give me it if I ask
Shadow Flex: not that I care
2.3.5.41: Or maybe you do care?
Shadow Flex: reverse psychology
2.3.5.41: a A
2.3.5.41: ahA*
Shadow Flex: now if you'll excuse me sir i have anime to watch
2.3.5.41: anime? pshhhhh
Shadow Flex: i'm also a certified japanese speaker
2.3.5.41: Teriyaki god
2.3.5.41: now if you'll excuse me sir i have filthy frank to watch
Shadow Flex: *tips hat*
2.3.5.41: *same*
2.3.5.41: Zwait
2.3.5.41: wait what hat
2.3.5.41: You have a hoodie
2.3.5.41: i have a HAT
Shadow Flex: no wait
Shadow Flex: what
Shadow Flex: no
Shadow Flex: I have
Shadow Flex: actually you're right
Shadow Flex: I have no hats
2.3.5.41: rip
2.3.5.41: ok but seriously now i have some payday to play and frank to watch
Shadow Flex: i have anime to watch and rise of the tomb raider to play
2.3.5.41: Gallum Lih says "Farewell."
2.3.5.41: ...Oh I also have to urinate.
2.3.5.41: A part of my to do list yknow
Shadow Flex: careful not to cum
2.3.5.41: ...yes

@Chicken @Deathwolf772 @Shadow Flex

Why the fuck would you post something like this on the forums.

Numbers · Dec 20, 2016

Wanted said:
Why the fuck would you post something like this on the forums.

it's "out of context"

NC out-of-context thread

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