Serious 2018 Federal Budget

[NightVeil]

WE MUST TAKE BACK THE COLONIES AND FIX THIS

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[Blackquill]

Please

Please Save Us

 

[NightVeil]

THE QUEEN has confirmed that if President Trump makes a state visit, she can kill him with a sword and nobody can touch her.

Palace staff have assured the Queen that, according to English law, Trump is a subject of the Crown and can, if judged to be damaging the monarchy, be dispatched without repercussion.

She said: “I haven’t made up my mind yet. I might.

“It’s been an awful lot of years hefting the old sword without using it, and who better to christen it on? Just imagine the look on his satsuma face.

And the colonies would be so grateful they’d have me straight back as their reigning monarch, which solves this Brexit thing literally at a stroke.“

“I should do one useful thing before I abdicate, really. And imagine how furious it’d make the May woman.”

Her Majesty added: “I genuinely can’t think of a reason not to. Anyone?”

if judged to be damaging the monarchy, be dispatched without repercussion.

And the colonies would be so grateful they’d have me straight back as their reigning monarch, which solves this Brexit thing literally at a stroke.“

“I genuinely can’t think of a reason not to

Her Majesty, please do it

 

[Khaatamul Nasheed]

 

[Ond]

What the fuck was that fucking argument, you nervous little caller? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in history, been an entrepreneur, and I’ve been involved in numerous public debates on Freedomain radio, and I have over 1 million confirmed downloads. I am trained in the art of persuasion and I’m the greatest philosopher the world has ever known. Everything you said to me nothing to me but just another non-argument. I will wipe your non-argument the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with making that argument to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker.

As we speak I am contacting Mike who will cut your call if you dare interrupt me on my show again so you better prepare for the argument I’m about to make. The argument that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call an argument. You’re fucking done, kid. I can argue anywhere, anytime, and I can kill your argument in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just within 40 minutes. Not only do I have over 30 years training in philosophy, but I also have access to the largest philosophy show in the world and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your nervous ass off the face of the planet, you little shit.

If only you could have known the retribution your little “clever” question was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit arguments all over you and you will drown in it. Your argument is fucking dead, kiddo. Leave your abusive parents and donate to my show.

 

[NightVeil]

What the fuck was that fucking argument, you nervous little caller? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in history, been an entrepreneur, and I’ve been involved in numerous public debates on Freedomain radio, and I have over 1 million confirmed downloads. I am trained in the art of persuasion and I’m the greatest philosopher the world has ever known. Everything you said to me nothing to me but just another non-argument. I will wipe your non-argument the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with making that argument to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker.

As we speak I am contacting Mike who will cut your call if you dare interrupt me on my show again so you better prepare for the argument I’m about to make. The argument that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call an argument. You’re fucking done, kid. I can argue anywhere, anytime, and I can kill your argument in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just within 40 minutes. Not only do I have over 30 years training in philosophy, but I also have access to the largest philosophy show in the world and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your nervous ass off the face of the planet, you little shit.

If only you could have known the retribution your little “clever” question was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit arguments all over you and you will drown in it. Your argument is fucking dead, kiddo. Leave your abusive parents and donate to my show.

Golden, absolutely golden

 

[Mr.Georgy]

So... How fucked are we? Because wow. Interesting read for sure.

 

[NightVeil]

So... How fucked are we? Because wow. Interesting read for sure.

Well, it is only a proposal, that still has a year to take effect.

I did remember reading a news headline that say the GOP was not happy with this, but I don't know how unhappy they are.

 

[2738647239865]

retards that think federal subsidies are a good thing LMAO

honestly if i was pres of the USA i'd get rid of every bullshit department (education etc) because having unelected bureaucrats represent these things is fucking retarded, nearly as retarded as the OP for trying to make an argument with a WASHINGTON POST article

 

[Nömad <3]

In All Seriousness Trump's new education minister is a stupid choice: She's from politics, not education

 

[NightVeil]

argument with a WASHINGTON POST article

I choose the article because of the nice outline of the facts about the proposal, not an argument or bias.

In All Seriousness Trump's new education minister is a stupid choice: She's from politics, not education

We need guns in schools because grizzly bears, or at least in the Dakotas.

 

[Deleted member 374]

china
Russia
iran
nk
I could go on

but none of these places are remotely threatening to the united states, let alone on an existential level. besides, even if any of them did actually attack the u.s. through some stroke of insanity, they would have the entirety of the military and other countries'armies on their ass within a week.

the high amount of defense spending is fucking absurd and impractical. unless we're defending against an alien invasion, i don't think we need hundreds of billions of dollars thrown down the corrupt corporate rathole that is "defense spending".
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can't be upset over what I voted for tbh

actually yes, you can.

 

[Kafe]

but none of these places are remotely threatening to the united states, let alone on an existential level. besides, even if any of them did actually attack the u.s. through some stroke of insanity, they would have the entirety of the military and other countries'armies on their ass within a week.

the high amount of defense spending is fucking absurd and impractical. unless we're defending against an alien invasion, i don't think we need hundreds of billions of dollars thrown down the corrupt corporate rathole that is "defense spending".
[doublepost=1489790015][/doublepost]

actually yes, you can.

America only needs to put 2% of it's budget into defence to meet NATO standards as well.

 

[NightVeil]

America only needs to put 2% of it's budget into defence to meet NATO standards as well.

I wish we did

 

[Warwick]

THE QUEEN has confirmed that if President Trump makes a state visit, she can kill him with a sword and nobody can touch her.

Palace staff have assured the Queen that, according to English law, Trump is a subject of the Crown and can, if judged to be damaging the monarchy, be dispatched without repercussion.

She said: “I haven’t made up my mind yet. I might.

“It’s been an awful lot of years hefting the old sword without using it, and who better to christen it on? Just imagine the look on his satsuma face.

And the colonies would be so grateful they’d have me straight back as their reigning monarch, which solves this Brexit thing literally at a stroke.“

“I should do one useful thing before I abdicate, really. And imagine how furious it’d make the May woman.”

Her Majesty added: “I genuinely can’t think of a reason not to. Anyone?”






Her Majesty, please do it

Please tell me you realise this is a Daily Mash article.

the corrupt corporate rathole that is "defense spending".

when your enemies are taking advantage of how shit your budgeting system is, you should probably rethink the budgeting system
http://www.theverge.com/2017/3/16/14944256/patriot-missile-shot-down-consumer-drone-us-military

 

[Kafe]

I wish we did

Always did find it confusing that America would rather build a army without a war for them to fight in rather than provide healthcare, something that'd actually be useful for them to put money in, since sick people can't work.

 

[Redhunter]

You know when Trump got in, I thought to myself: "Hey. Look. Trump is a business man and if there's one thing he is actually good at, it must be managing economics."

I read this article and now I literally think he has the brain power of a brick. Also, I'm aware this is a serious topic but surely this won't hurt.

Fixed the graph​

 

[Kafe]

You know when Trump got in, I thought to myself: "Hey. Look. Trump is a business man and if there's one thing he is actually good at, it must be managing economics."

I read this article and now I literally think he has the brain power of a brick. Also, I'm aware this is a serious topic but surely this won't hurt.

Fixed the graph​

Trying to maintain a serious tone when dealing with Trump is a lost cause either way.

 

[2738647239865]

Always did find it confusing that America would rather build a army without a war for them to fight in rather than provide healthcare, something that'd actually be useful for them to put money in, since sick people can't work.

yeah they tried taking steps to nationalize healthcare and it caused obama to lose 3 million popular votes

wanna know why

because nationalized healthcare is fucking useless and it helps nobody

 

[scrubmcnoob]

charter schools work in inner cities quite well
fact check it on the googles