Stupid shit you did as a kid

[ruben slikk]

then you get banned by regens

Try playing on servers that don't have shit admins tbh, come over on vgstation its a blast

 

[Blackquill]

Try playing on servers that don't have shit admins tbh, come over on vgstation its a blast

Soon :ok:

 

[Avian]

Punched a stranger for no reason.

Stole toys from my cousin.

Jumped from a really high height, though nothing broke it was still sort of dangerous.

Climbed up something before banging my ribcage into a steel bar (what is with the steel, man--I'm steels' enemy) and knocking myself out temporarily.

Banging into a glass door.

Throwing my poor ex-hamster around thinking he could fly.

I dunno, this happened all when I was a toddler, which all of the aforementioned situations could have been avoided but I was a stupid kid (3-8).

...

 

[Mist]

Hacked my ex-best friend, and a few days later I told him that I did it.
Had to pay back everything I threw away from his account. Shit was akward as fuck.

 

[Ond]

Playing around with a salt shaker, until it slipped out of my hand, landed on my dad's head only to bounce off to the neighour table, landing on the food from the other guests of us. Yay.

@Afghan
The salt shaker

 

[Zak]

@Afghan
The salt shaker

or the toothpaste

 

[Ond]

or the toothpaste

"i've been sitting here eating a tube of toothpaste for the past hour"

 

[Chicken]

I once threw my grandma's glasses against the mirror when I was like 5 or so, I don't know what I thought myself but she ended up coming with the belt

 

[PEGG LEGG]

I threw tomatoes at cars on highways, and go to a golfing field, wait in the bushes, and when people hit their golf balls I would sprint across the grass, steal it, and dip. Kind of dicky things to do.

 

[Zak]

I threw tomatoes at cars on highways, and go to a golfing field, wait in the bushes, and when people hit their golf balls I would sprint across the grass, steal it, and dip. Kind of dicky things to do.

 

[xelve]

Climbed up on old guys balcony and scared the shit out of him, ah good ol' times.

 

[Trains]

Painted over the orange cap of a bb gun and ran around my street shouting quotes from call of duty.

Convinced someone that the SCP foundation was real so they went to find it.

Hung my brothers teddy bear out of the window by the handle after waterboarding it (I don't know why)

Almost got into the white van.

Snorted baking soda because I got bored in science.

Sat in a tree with a toy sniper rifle and just aimed it at passer-bys.

Told a guy he was an asshole so he threw a cup of cattarpillars all over me.

Accidentally burnt down the shed

 

[Deleted member 225]

got into the back of van while we were camping ages ago cos the guy said he was giving out free water guns, and lucky for me he legit was.

just today my friends convinced me to snort a crushed up mint and I feel a bad sinus infection coming up soon

 

[Zak]

got into the back of van while we were camping ages ago cos the guy said he was giving out free water guns, and lucky for me he legit was.

just today my friends convinced me to snort a crushed up mint and I feel a bad sinus infection coming up soon

what kinda mint was it

 

[Deleted member 225]

what kinda mint was it

imperial mints

 

[Afghan]

@Afghan
The salt shaker

Is that the one where I snorted it?

or the toothpaste

I was concussed okay

 

[Zak]

I was concussed okay

i've been concussed too, i've never eaten fucking toothpaste

but while you're here, regale us with tales of the other dumb shit you've done, i'm sure you have plenty

 

[Entora]

Painted over the orange cap of a bb gun and ran around my street shouting quotes from call of duty.

Convinced someone that the SCP foundation was real so they went to find it.

Hung my brothers teddy bear out of the window by the handle after waterboarding it (I don't know why)

Almost got into the white van.

Snorted baking soda because I got bored in science.

Sat in a tree with a toy sniper rifle and just aimed it at passer-bys.

Told a guy he was an asshole so he threw a cup of cattarpillars all over me.

Accidentally burnt down the shed

george bush?

 

[Afghan]

i've been concussed too, i've never eaten fucking toothpaste

but while you're here, regale us with tales of the other dumb shit you've done, i'm sure you have plenty

I've set fire to my mate's house when we were burning our old school books once. I also set fire to his sofa with a deodorant can to try and stop him smoking. Shattered some kid's jaw by accident the first and last time I went rollerskating. Snorted mustard powder. Ate a whole tablespoon od Mad Dog's Hot Sauce, which I promptly tried to throw back up before passing out from the pain in my stomach onto my mate's sofa (the one that I set fire to), whilst everyone filmed it of course. There's so many Zak. So, so many.

 

[Spock]

Convinced someone that the SCP foundation was real so they went to find it.

@Joe @Hoblit you guys actually believed me.