The Pizzeria Shootings

[Goatson]

https://www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/krim/a/ngw1Ea/mordet-pa-pizzerian-kopplas-till-gangkonflikt
https://www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/a/WLqkAK/tva-man-skjutna-pa-pizzeria-i-uppsala
https://www.expressen.se/nyheter/br...ots-timmar-efter-att-ha-anlant-till-sverige-/

Three pizzeria shootings in the span of one week. All of the victims were just having some god damn pizza.
Two of the shootings took place in different areas of Uppsala, and one in Rynkeby, a part of Malmö.

All victims were documented to be eating kebabpizza with spicy sauce.
It is my belief that these shootings are all connected, and thus I have founded the Anti-Kebabpizza movement.

We must uncover the next location to be attacked. My bet is a second somewhere in Malmö, or possibly in the Gothenburg, due to the amount of pizza and kebab there.

 

[Deleted member 374]

mama mia

 

[Deleted member 61]

Why are the Swedes so violent?

My bet is a second somewhere in Malmö

I wouldn't doubt it. Didn't someone throw a grenade at a police department over there?

 

[Goatson]

Why are the Swedes so violent?


I wouldn't doubt it. Didn't someone throw a grenade at a police department over there?

idk man why do people gotta do these hatecrimes against kebabpizza man its good
cant even go to a pizzeria nowadays without fearing for my life FUCK

and yes it was also in Rynkeby that they threw a nade at the coppers a few days later

 

[Hosterss]

Who's doing this? And why against kebabpizzi?

 

[Goatson]

Who's doing this? And why against kebabpizzi?

i dont know that is what we need to find out
are you with me?

 

[Ond]

Religion of peace

 

[Deleted member 61]

Religion of peace

no, it's clearly a white swedish jew killing people at kebab pizzerias. its the jews i tell u, THE JEWS!!!

#notmyreligion

 

[Rabid]

 

[Goatson]

Religion of peace

they make good pizzas and kebabs thats the only reason we keep them around....

no, it's clearly a white swedish jew killing people at kebab pizzerias. its the jews i tell u, THE JEWS!!!

#notmyreligion

ahem sir i am jewish i take this as a personal insult please correct yourself

 

[Zerik]

revenge for pizzagate

 

[gExile]

kebab pizza is fucking great
you're next if you wont delet this

 

[Gabe]

t
ahem sir i am jewish i take this as a personal insult please correct yourself

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[Goatson]

kebab pizza is fucking great
you're next if you wont delet this

i am pro kebab pizza man but i dont feel safe eating it nowadays

 

[Isuckatgaming]

should've shot the ones eating pineapple pizza instead

 

[Goatson]

should've shot the ones eating pineapple pizza instead

now thats a cause i can get behind

 

[Isuckatgaming]

now thats a cause i can get behind

already got my boys loaded up in a SUV with glocks we hitting up my town pizzeria wanna join?

 

[Goatson]

already got my boys loaded up in a SUV with glocks we hitting up my town pizzeria wanna join?

ye sure man come pick me up ill grab the ak just in case

 

[Deleted member 374]

ye sure man come pick me up ill grab the ak just in case

can i come

 

[Postino]

can i come

of fucking course you want to join random shootings