shitpost thread - fuck blackquill

[Isuckatgaming]

sergeant mitchell is a fucking bitch pussy and possibly the worst main character ive ever seen in a movie or game

You think you're so cool, with your stick, bullying citizens, you didn't see what i did, my brothers did, the CAPTAIN did, you couldn't know anything we lived through. When I was a child the combines forced me and the other kids to make cremator heads, every day, I saw another of my friends die, right before my eyes, we were forced to work, forced to build monsters, while standing next to the guts of our friends, the only smell in that hellhole, was the smell of our brothers blood, that, was the hell I was in. Those are the only memories from my childhood. The Captain saved me from that hell, he and his men, they burnt the whole factory to the ground...he was a god in my eyes, he saved us.... he freed us... made us men! He made us soldiers...I'm happy to die here, for HIS cause...because my life, everything I am, belongs to him...

 

[DoubleD]

@Blackquill​

 

[Black Rain (1989)]

You think you're so cool, with your stick, bullying citizens, you didn't see what i did, my brothers did, the CAPTAIN did, you couldn't know anything we lived through. When I was a child the combines forced me and the other kids to make cremator heads, every day, I saw another of my friends die, right before my eyes, we were forced to work, forced to build monsters, while standing next to the guts of our friends, the only smell in that hellhole, was the smell of our brothers blood, that, was the hell I was in. Those are the only memories from my childhood. The Captain saved me from that hell, he and his men, they burnt the whole factory to the ground...he was a god in my eyes, he saved us.... he freed us... made us men! He made us soldiers...I'm happy to die here, for HIS cause...because my life, everything I am, belongs to him...

It's time to tell the story of the villain. Hunt Down The Freeman takes you into a journey like no one has before. Witness the pain of the villain firsthand with over 14 hour gameplay, over 40 levels, immersive gameplay, cinematic cutscenes and an over an hour long, heart touching OST.

The player picks up the Machete of H.E.C.U Sergeant Mitchell, who finds himself in a hospital during alien invasion so called 7 Hour War. Mitchell is thrust into a battle of survival and is forced to face challenges to survive. This marine has to use all of his training, both with firearms and thinking tactically, to parkouring across the levels. Mitchell has to manage his inventory with over twenty-six unique weapons and gadgets, find the best way to get the job done, and do whatever it takes for his own survival.

 

[Rabid]

THIS MAN WALKS UP TO YOUR CAPTAIN AND SMACKS HIM ON THE ASS WITH HIS CROWBAR

WDYD

 

[Isuckatgaming]

THIS MAN WALKS UP TO YOUR CAPTIAN AND SMACKS HIM ON THE ASS WITH HIS CROWBAR

WDYD

tell him that one kindness doesn't erase all the sins

 

[Powley]

It's time to tell the story of the villain. Hunt Down The Freeman takes you into a journey like no one has before. Witness the pain of the villain firsthand with over 14 hour gameplay, over 40 levels, immersive gameplay, cinematic cutscenes and an over an hour long, heart touching OST.

The player picks up the Machete of H.E.C.U Sergeant Mitchell, who finds himself in a hospital during alien invasion so called 7 Hour War. Mitchell is thrust into a battle of survival and is forced to face challenges to survive. This marine has to use all of his training, both with firearms and thinking tactically, to parkouring across the levels. Mitchell has to manage his inventory with over twenty-six unique weapons and gadgets, find the best way to get the job done, and do whatever it takes for his own survival.

FACK ME HOMER

 

[Isuckatgaming]

''I hunted them all. Not just the Freeman, but the Freewoman, and the Freechildren too.''​

 

[Black Rain (1989)]

THIS MAN WALKS UP TO YOUR CAPTAIN AND SMACKS HIM ON THE ASS WITH HIS CROWBAR

WDYD

 

[TheRobsterDJ]

THIS MAN WALKS UP TO YOUR CAPTAIN AND SMACKS HIM ON THE ASS WITH HIS CROWBAR

WDYD

ask him about that that i beer i owed him

 

[Johnny B. Goode]

 

[SnowBone]

THIS MAN WALKS UP TO YOUR CAPTAIN AND SMACKS HIM ON THE ASS WITH HIS CROWBAR

WDYD

i'm calling an admin for failrp.
he showed no signs of fearrp

 

[Isuckatgaming]

when i show the size of my hl2 mod

 

[Rabid]

EXCLUSIVE FOOTAGE FROM THE FINAL LEVEL OF HUNT DOWN FREEMAN

 

[MaXenzie]

EXCLUSIVE FOOTAGE FROM THE FINAL LEVEL OF HUNT DOWN FREEMAN

"butchered your character"

implying gordon has a character

 

[Rabid]

"butchered your character"

implying gordon has a character

Implying any sane mod could actually make him the antagonist with a straight face when the 'protagonist' has a grudge twenty years after an alien occupation took over earth...

 

[MaXenzie]

Implying any sane mod could actually make him the antagonist with a straight face when the 'protagonist' has a grudge twenty years after an alien occupation took over earth...

but you see rabid

you ARE the antagonist

:D

 

[Rabid]

but you see rabid

you ARE the antagonist

:smiley:

:OOOO

 

[Black Rain (1989)]

 

[Isuckatgaming]

Fist of the North Freeman

 

[Glunar]

Nani?!?!?!