shitpost thread - fuck blackquill

[wack]

cab member trying to not fucking amidst the nonstop assassination attempts circa 2018

I still don’t know why his nose became a blood faucet.

E: Lemme rephrase, I don’t know why it was a faucet for so long idk man just seemed like a shitload of more blood than normal.

 

[STUCK IN A CAKE]

 

[Plankster]

I ate 4 yes 4 hard boiled eggs with kalles for breakfast and i was still hungry the hell?
[doublepost=1519910643][/doublepost]and the worst part is that those were the last eggs in the house :(

 

[Ond]

I ate 4 yes 4 hard boiled eggs with kalles for breakfast and i was still hungry the hell?
[doublepost=1519910643][/doublepost]and the worst part is that those were the last eggs in the house :(

Kalles is proof that swedebros are the lower lifeform in the Scandinavian food chain

 

[Plankster]

Kalles is proof that swedebros are the lower lifeform in the Scandinavian food chain

Kalles is love Kalles is life Evil I know you're just trying to make us hand it over to you Danes

 

[Deerjohn]

I CAN EXPLAIN

 

[Isuckatgaming]

I CAN EXPLAIN

MITCH, PLEAS- OOOOH

 

[Knight]

When you give your mate a neb but they give you a green tick in return

 

[Goopy]

When you give your mate a neb but they give you a green tick in return

people who rate agree instead of neb aren't real friends

e: i now know who the snakes in my life are and i am prepared to cut them out

 

[Mic15000]

people who rate agree instead of neb aren't real friends

e: i now know who the snakes in my life are and i am prepared to cut them out

People who rate funny instead of agree and neb are the real nibbas.

 

[Goopy]

People who rate funny instead of agree and neb are the real nibbas.

people who rate funny instead of agree or neb are the people that would bite into kit kats instead of breaking them off
they can't be trusted

 

[Ond]

people who rate funny instead of agree or neb are the people that would bite into kit kats instead of breaking them off
they can't be trusted

if you arent supposed to bite into kit kats how the fuck are you supposed to eat them

do you swallow the things whole or something?

 

[Goopy]

if you arent supposed to bite into kit kats how the fuck are you supposed to eat them

do you swallow the things whole or something?

you break the parts off and bite into them like that
not like...
this

 

[Kafe]

if you arent supposed to bite into kit kats how the fuck are you supposed to eat them

do you swallow the things whole or something?

you break one of them off, put one in your mouth, light it and smoke it.

 

[Ond]

you break the parts off and bite into them like that
not like...
this

this is the patrician way to eat kit kats

breaking parts off imply that you intend to share, and real alphas have no regard for those around them

 

[Isuckatgaming]

real dont break them off but bite the bits straight off

 

[cns - he/him/his]

real dont bite into it just shallow the whole thing

 

[Plankster]

you break the parts off and bite into them like that
not like...
this

I barely eat kit kats but i don't like breaking them off when i do cause it's much more simple to just eat it directly

 

[Goopy]

you're all sinners

 

[Kafe]

one time I was half asleep, brought a kitkat from the shop and took off the wrapper, then tossed the kitkat in the bin and took a bite out of the wrapper...