shitpost thread - fuck blackquill

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God SS13 is great. I just played a captain round and the first thing the HoP does is go rogue and upload dumb laws so cue me and HoS being dumb dumbs in catching him as we run around the station being the most un-robust retards in the world while he hands out all-access to everyone and the shit just goes sideways when a fucking wizard shows up and mindswaps people so now the HoP is mindswapped with me so my fucking enemy is now me and i'm him. He kills me.
 
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God SS13 is great. I just played a captain round and the first thing the HoP does is go rogue and upload dumb laws so cue me and HoS being dumb dumbs in catching him as we run around the station being the most un-robust retards in the world while he hands out all-access to everyone and the shit just goes sideways when a fucking wizard shows up and mindswaps people so now the HoP is mindswapped with me so my fucking enemy is now me and i'm him. He kills me.

Reminds me of the time I was HoP once and tried to act as bureaucratic as possible. Told people who came in to get their I.D's changed to come back with forms (meaning they ended up badgering cargo for the 'forms' constantly until the quartermaster told them to fuck off) and when they got wise to that I just sent them on wild goose chases. Ended up killed because the clown broke into my office, knocked me out and changed the permissions on my I.D before sealing me inside a bathroom until a mob found me and then lynched me.
 
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