Stupid things the union should have.

[aphoticDeception]

Witness Protection Programs.

1) Report rebel
2) Get loyalist points
3) Get relocated and a bitchin moustache
4) Don't get pk'd by edgy rebels.

Animal Control

1) Report headcrab in street
2) Carefully catch and rehabilitate the animal
3) Give it a forever home.






I'd really like to see this. Like, not super seriously but it'd be hilarious for the union to go through the work to do somethings like this.

Ik it's a stupid thread but if you guys have shit like this I'd love to see.

 

[ruben slikk]

Union rs gold farms where millions of human slaves are relentlessly making that bread 25/8 just so it can be sent to the union overworld elites among whom showing off their inventory is a popular past time. Hot advisor chicks are after one thing and it’s the size of ur RuneScape wallet !

 

[aphoticDeception]

Union rs gold farms where millions of human slaves are relentlessly making that bread 25/8 just so it can be sent to the union overworld elites among whom showing off their inventory is a popular past time. Hot advisor chicks are after one thing and it’s the size of ur RuneScape wallet !

Only in the korean and chinese cities tho.


I'd also like to see like... Vortigaunts that mow lawns and clean windows and fucking spin signs for CWU cafes and shit lol.

 

[Con the god of fire]

Animal Control... I want this. NO!! I NEED THIS!!!

Think about it, you get a few CPs, (They all have aussie accents like the crocodile hunter, they act like him too.)
|CP| "Ah, look at this bugga! (Rapid camera zoom in on a vortigaunt) He's got teefh sharpa then a knife" (Starts poking it with a stick)

 

['77 East]

Witness Protection Programs.

1) Report rebel
2) Get loyalist points
3) Get relocated and a bitchin moustache
4) Don't get pk'd by edgy rebels.

Animal Control

1) Report headcrab in street
2) Carefully catch and rehabilitate the animal
3) Give it a forever home.






I'd really like to see this. Like, not super seriously but it'd be hilarious for the union to go through the work to do somethings like this.

if we're going that far from the real dystopia can we finally get thicc assassin rentals?

@Hoovie the Apansenok

 

[milS]

Witness Protection Programs.

1) Report rebel
2) Get loyalist points
3) Get relocated and a bitchin moustache
4) Don't get pk'd by edgy rebels.

Can’t go into too much detail but this is already a thing on the server

Only for people who really prove their worth though, not your average joe

 

[welcome to the Retirement]

if we're going that far from the real dystopia can we finally get thicc assassin rentals?

@Hoovie the Apansenok

UNION-PRODUCED RENTAL ASSASSIN WIFE PRICELIST:

• standard - 200 tokens / hour
• teen scout - 300 tokens / hour +150 for schoolgirl uniform
• milf support - 350 tokens / hour +200 for UU-branded human breast milk (that was actually a thing back in cw thank willard)
• bbw juggernaut - 800 tokens / hour to cover transportation and maintenance costs
• loli sniper - priceless, requires platinum loyalist status; if you actually touch her in a sexual manner the advisors will be immediately notified, your species will be marked as disposable and the planet will be harvested revolution-style.

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[doublepost=1543833338][/doublepost]hoovie lore best lore dont argue or i will ban you

 

[cns - he/him/his]

UNION-PRODUCED RENTAL ASSASSIN WIFE PRICELIST:

• standard - 200 tokens / hour
• teen scout - 300 tokens / hour +150 for schoolgirl uniform
• milf support - 350 tokens / hour +200 for UU-branded human breast milk (that was actually a thing back in cw thank willard)
• bbw juggernaut - 800 tokens / hour to cover transportation and maintenance costs
• loli sniper - priceless, requires platinum loyalist status; if you actually touch her in a sexual manner the advisors will be immediately notified, your species will be marked as disposable and the planet will be harvested revolution-style.

[doublepost=1543833317][/doublepost]

[doublepost=1543833338][/doublepost]hoovie lore best lore dont argue or i will ban you

you have an extensive catalog of weird smut for every occasion

 

[welcome to the Retirement]

you have an extensive catalog of weird smut for every occasion

no i'm just the fastest hand in the entire old west

i went to deviantart, looked up combine assassin hl2 and picked the most appropriate result

 

[cns - he/him/his]

no i'm just the fastest hand in the entire old west

i went to deviantart, looked up combine assassin hl2 and picked the most appropriate result

if there was a place to find weird stuff it'd be there, it's a dump site for autism

 

['77 East]

UU-branded human breast milk (that was actually a thing back in cw thank willard)

say WHAT!?

 

[welcome to the Retirement]

if there was a place to find weird stuff it'd be there, it's a dump site for autism

there's a rather infamous lad who has a fetish for climate change, uncontrolled capitalism ,market monopoly and deforestation;

i'm not even kidding you
[doublepost=1543834130][/doublepost]

say WHAT!?

@Nicrobe

 

['77 East]

there's a rather infamous lad who has a fetish for climate change, uncontrolled capitalism ,market monopoly and deforestation;

i'm not even kidding you

are you sure you didn't stumble across Husky's opposite?

 

[tera]

UNION-PRODUCED RENTAL ASSASSIN WIFE PRICELIST:

• standard - 200 tokens / hour
• teen scout - 300 tokens / hour +150 for schoolgirl uniform
• milf support - 350 tokens / hour +200 for UU-branded human breast milk (that was actually a thing back in cw thank willard)
• bbw juggernaut - 800 tokens / hour to cover transportation and maintenance costs
• loli sniper - priceless, requires platinum loyalist status; if you actually touch her in a sexual manner the advisors will be immediately notified, your species will be marked as disposable and the planet will be harvested revolution-style.

[doublepost=1543833317][/doublepost]

[doublepost=1543833338][/doublepost]hoovie lore best lore dont argue or i will ban you

what the actual fast
my eyes

 

[Nicrobe]

there's a rather infamous lad who has a fetish for climate change, uncontrolled capitalism ,market monopoly and deforestation;

i'm not even kidding you
[doublepost=1543834130][/doublepost]
@Nicrobe

Sorry

 

[JohnLugo]

a functioning government

 

[Lewis!]

Kill me

 

[GenericPlayer]

Witness Protection Programs.

1) Report rebel
2) Get loyalist points
3) Get relocated and a bitchin moustache
4) Don't get pk'd by edgy rebels.

@Dallas

 

[Señor Jaggles]

(that was actually a thing back in cw thank willard)

say WHAT!?

When that happened Atle was already detaching from the faction and the community, and was busy working on City 24

I'm not even sure when it happened, but it was around late i17. One day the milk didn't exist, the next day it was a script. And I am not sure when it was authed or how.

 

[Isuckatgaming]

deviantart

there's a rather infamous lad who has a fetish for climate change, uncontrolled capitalism ,market monopoly and deforestation;