I'll read out stuff in voice clips

[Goopy]

Yeah sure title says it all I'm super bored and I like seeing these threads so I'll do one.

Gimme stuff to read, I shall read it.

Only rule is no swears, I'll change the swears to something else since I'm a coward who don't swear

 

[Deleted member 6062]

hello i am rob

 

[Goopy]

hello i am rob

There you go boss

 

[the last man]

"the industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race."

 

[Goopy]

"the industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race."

Also are these clips working they're weird for me

 

[Nicrobe]

It sometimes kinda do be like don't but it's what it is like so I say do but it ain't

 

[Goopy]

It sometimes kinda do be like don't but it's what it is like so I say do but it ain't

Just gonna post in man voice cause tongue twister

 

[Ricsow]

Ah, Brother, don‘t hate me 'cuz I‘m beautiful, brother. Maybe if you got rid of that yee-yee ass haircut you‘d get some women on your pp. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha‘ll call your dog-ass once she stops sleeping with that brain surgeon or that lawyer she‘s sleeping with, broooo.

 

[PilotBland]

pilotbland i am your friend

 

[bubblegum]

imagine not erping in game with your lesbian loyalist girlfriend

 

[Goopy]

So voice is stuffy

Ah, Brother, don‘t hate me 'cuz I‘m beautiful, brother. Maybe if you got rid of that yee-yee ass haircut you‘d get some women on your pp. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha‘ll call your dog-ass once she stops sleeping with that brain surgeon or that lawyer she‘s sleeping with, broooo.

pilotbland i am your friend

imagine not erping in game with your lesbian loyalist girlfriend

 

[PilotBland]

So voice is stuffy

t-thank you...

 

[Kleis]

here

FEHU, URUZ, THURISAZ, ANSUZ, RAIDO, KENAZ,
GEBO, WUNJO, HAGALAZ, NAUDHIZ, ISA, JERA, HEIWAZ
PERTHO, ALGIZ, SOWILO, TIWAS, BERKANO, EHWAS,
MANNAZ, LAGUZ, INGWAS, OTHALAZ, DAGAZ, FEHU

 

[Nicrobe]

here

FEHU, URUZ, THURISAZ, ANSUZ, RAIDO, KENAZ,
GEBO, WUNJO, HAGALAZ, NAUDHIZ, ISA, JERA, HEIWAZ
PERTHO, ALGIZ, SOWILO, TIWAS, BERKANO, EHWAS,
MANNAZ, LAGUZ, INGWAS, OTHALAZ, DAGAZ, FEHU

I too enjoy Binding of Isaac

 

[Johnny B. Goode]

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

@Isuccatgaming

 

[Goopy]

I'm out today, will read them all over, apart from the god damn FEHU, URAZ one.

Results tomorrow

 

[Kleis]

I'm out today, will read them all over, apart from the god damn FEHU, URAZ one.

Results tomorrow

:(
fulthark is shamed

 

[Dallas]

I live in the American Gardens building on West 81st street. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

 

[Hunk]

I live in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch and its cool there

 

[PilotBland]

The maturity levels on you must honestly be below your age level, considering the best insult you can come up with is 'ugly'. Get a fuckin' life dude. Makes me sick to my stomach on how people like you are still breathing. Go ahead, sure, I'm putrid. Sure, I'm insecure. There, happy? Got what you want? I come here for the simplicty of talking to the few people here that I give two fucks about and have the displeasure of viewing your icon on the right. I don't get bullied in school, what makes you believe that? Because I'm short? Boo-fuckin'-hoo. Looks aren't everything, dipdick, and once you see that perhaps your world would open up, but yet you still remain a shallow, lonely, and negeclted peice of shit. But from the turn this is taking honestly I have no furhter words to spare for you. Go fuck yourself you fuckin' tutsoon.

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I called a short Italian guy a short Italian guy back in early 2017 idk why idk if he deserved it or not