I'll read out stuff in voice clips

[Baker]

this is a message from baker saying fuck you cns i didnt do coke you slug fuck

 

[cns - he/him/his]

this is a message from baker saying fuck you cns i didnt do coke you slug fuck

I saw the Snapchat mate calm down

 

[Baker]

I saw the Snapchat mate calm down

 

[Pyromancer]

 

[Rabid]

@Pyromancer post the copypasta.

You know we gotta do it to 'em.

 

[cloudperson]

HAhahah you're very fucking funny. Yes serbia pussies attacked us with tanks and airplanes while we only had the fucking pieces of wood. And unlike you little moron hiding behind the screen I had to fucking defend my country and guess what, I did. Unlike you I have accomplish in my life.

please read this thank you

 

[Goopy]

here

FEHU, URUZ, THURISAZ, ANSUZ, RAIDO, KENAZ,
GEBO, WUNJO, HAGALAZ, NAUDHIZ, ISA, JERA, HEIWAZ
PERTHO, ALGIZ, SOWILO, TIWAS, BERKANO, EHWAS,
MANNAZ, LAGUZ, INGWAS, OTHALAZ, DAGAZ, FEHU

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

@Isuccatgaming

I live in the American Gardens building on West 81st street. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

I live in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch and its cool there

The maturity levels on you must honestly be below your age level, considering the best insult you can come up with is 'ugly'. Get a fuckin' life dude. Makes me sick to my stomach on how people like you are still breathing. Go ahead, sure, I'm putrid. Sure, I'm insecure. There, happy? Got what you want? I come here for the simplicty of talking to the few people here that I give two fucks about and have the displeasure of viewing your icon on the right. I don't get bullied in school, what makes you believe that? Because I'm short? Boo-fuckin'-hoo. Looks aren't everything, dipdick, and once you see that perhaps your world would open up, but yet you still remain a shallow, lonely, and negeclted peice of shit. But from the turn this is taking honestly I have no furhter words to spare for you. Go fuck yourself you fuckin' tutsoon.

context;
I called a short Italian guy a short Italian guy back in early 2017 idk why idk if he deserved it or not

 

[Johnny B. Goode]

cum

 

[Goopy]

this is a message from baker saying fuck you cns i didnt do coke you slug fuck

You get two x

HAhahah you're very fucking funny. Yes serbia pussies attacked us with tanks and airplanes while we only had the fucking pieces of wood. And unlike you little moron hiding behind the screen I had to fucking defend my country and guess what, I did. Unlike you I have accomplish in my life.

please read this thank you

 

[PilotBland]

not home atm but imagine mines was a little hard to read with all the swears fuck

 

[Raiden]

GIVE. ME. THE. FUCKING. TWINKIE!!

 

[afric]

You get two x

ur birds going fuckin mental

 

[Goopy]

not home atm but imagine mines was a little hard to read with all the swears fuck

Yeah longer paragraphs are difficult since I'm still so early in voice training

ur birds going fuckin mental

Leave Mango and Bubbles alone boss they'll scream if they want to
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GIVE. ME. THE. FUCKING. TWINKIE!!

 

[Raiden]

oi you rat-faced pidgeon, shut the fuck up tweeting before I tear your beak off and shove it down your feather hole you flying sanctimonious sack of avian shit!

 

[Goopy]

oi you rat-faced pidgeon, shut the fuck up tweeting before I tear your beak off and shove it down your feather hole you flying sanctimonious sack of avian shit!

Is this in reference to my birds

 

[Raiden]

Is this in reference to my birds

maybeeeeeeeeeee

 

[Pyromancer]

@Pyromancer post the copypasta.

You know we gotta do it to 'em.

https://pyromancer.feen.us/232woo.wav

this was made 6 months ago before i got my new microphone exclude the quality x)

 

[Goopy]

maybeeeeeeeeeee

They're budgies you uninformed cow

 

[Dan]

First of all, I was not lying. I was merely telling the truth which you couldn't accept that I dropped my Blacksuit and MP7, and someone stole it. It sounds stupid, doesnt it? It is. Someone mingegrabbed that [crap], then procceded to mingepunch me. You thought I was lying for scripts (Which I was NOT. Also, I'd like that [crap] back after I'm unbanned.), and procceded to BAN me because the Console said nothing about a Blacksuit and MP7, yet, sometimes, Computers [frick] up. It could've erased it, ignored it, or plain flat just didn't record it. If you think I'm lying, that's your opinion. The truth is I lost that [crap], and now I'm banned for lying. Remember Y2K and Terminator? Wow, those are two whole different things, yet good examples. I'm not lying, [crap]head, and im not covering up anything. Don't you dare ban me or I'll have the OWNER of this god damn server crack down on you. If anyone is doing something bad, you are. I am 100% not lying. Let me get to the point. In no way, shape, or form am I lying right now. I lost that [crap] on that char. I would never lie about such stupid [crap] like that. I'm legit pissed that you think I'm a [frick]ing liar. And I hate the Foo Fighters. Also, tell Dan I said [screw] you.

Spoiler: relevant meme

 

[Dallas]

An admirable effort. Your birdies were uneased by by it.