Serious I Love You All.

[A_cRaZeD_hObO]

Sometimes I fantasise that unironically.

It is life's greatest, cruellest trick that the person who knows best how to pleasure someone (themselves), cannot actually do it. They can only search this world for someone who comes passably close to what their aches need.

It is like being the world's greatest barber and needing a haircut. Ahh, how he must fantasise.

 

[MaXenzie]

It is life's greatest, cruellest trick that the person who knows best how to pleasure someone (themselves), cannot actually do it. They can only search this world for someone who comes passably close to what their aches need.

It is like being the world's greatest barber and needing a haircut. Ahh, how he must fantasise.

over the hedge was just a metaphor for not being able to penetrate your own ass

 

[Rabid]

over the hedge was just a metaphor for not being able to penetrate your own ass

 

[MaXenzie]

That's an affirmative on all 5, sir.