ask me questions about my job

[Johnny B. Goode]

go

 

[constantdisplay]

>mile high club joke

 

[Ond]

did you get to suck on billie eilish's toes

 

[avralwobniar]

What is your job

 

[Charlie]

did you dir

 

[Johnny B. Goode]

>mile high club joke

Obligatory mile high Club joke, I’ve caught people before on the 380

did you get to suck on billie eilish's toes

No

What is your job

cabin crew

 

[Deleted member 3713]

Obligatory mile high Club joke, I’ve caught people before on the 380

No

cabin crew

Cabin crew sounds fun as fuck, how’s the pay? And how often do you work?

 

[MaXenzie]

how often do you deal with stands

 

[Johnny B. Goode]

Cabin crew sounds fun as fuck, how’s the pay? And how often do you work?

pay is meh, not the best, not the worst, the travel is its own reward

how often do you deal with stands

I had to deal with a flying beetle called Tower Of Grey once, pretty cool

 

[Mute]

did you get to suck on diegos toes

 

[Powley]

Why didn’t you serve me to/from my flight to Tenerife

 

[Johnny B. Goode]

did you get to suck on diegos toes

*slurrrdpp... POP*

Why didn’t you serve me to/from my flight to Tenerife

we don’t fly here powley the most “budget airline-esque” holiday destination we do is larnaca

 

[MaXenzie]

wheres the best place youve been

 

[aperson]

are you gay

 

[Johnny B. Goode]

wheres the best place youve been

anywhere eastern, china was a bit of a dark horse, i thought it’d be shit but it was amazing

also manchester because northerners are dead nice, just met my friend from training up there and went on the lash

are you gay

no, yet i always get asked this because it’s rare to be straight

 

[nedoow]

does ur mom know ur gay

 

[PilotBland]

do you need qualifications for your job?

 

[STUCK IN A CAKE]

northerners are dead nice

:cool::ok:

 

[Husky]

How far away’s the moon?

 

[Johnny B. Goode]

How far away’s the moon?

Dunno but I’ve seen it and many other planets from the flight deck, I’ve also seen the Northern lights
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do you need qualifications for your job?

Noo, not really. It’s moreso an experience in customer service type deal. Obviously some basic maths and English is required