Serious Born to shit, forced to wipe.

[DertyMike™]

Hello, community. I'd like to have an intelligent conversation regarding being forced to wipe our feces after we have a bowel movement.

 

[Appetite Ruining Kebab]

what the fuck is wrong with you

 

[DertyMike™]

what the fuck is wrong with you

I've developed schizophrenia

 

[Baker]

That’s not weed man...

 

[Charlie]

 

[Myoga The Flea]

 

[GenericPlayer]

 

[Ricsow]

 

[Oswald]

Who are the two who voted for not wiping, big suspicion face

 

[OneWayMirror]

We as humans are slowly evolving to a legendary creature where we won't have to wipe our shit. I've tried evolving quickly by squatting while taking shit. But once the poop to water contact was made I felt a shock wave through my whole body and I believe I have super human power. For the last 3 hours I keep looking at my window and I see a black car outside my house. No one is entering/getting out of it and I feel like the CIA/FBI is probably aware of the process of no wiping. By the time I'm writing this they're still there. If I don't update this post I'd probably be captured for whatever superpower I currently have. Hopefully it's for the good.

 

[jb]

 

[Mute]

Who are the two who voted for not wiping, big suspicion face

Me bitch since yall wanna know so much about my shitting habits

 

[STUCK IN A CAKE]

You shit well but piss terribly

 

[Shapok]

born to SHIT. forced to WIPE.

 

[Deleted member 442]

i like it when the bidet sprays water at my poopie hole and makes me squeaky clean for daddy uwu

 

[Deleted member 3713]

i like it when the bidet sprays water at my poopie hole and makes me squeaky clean for daddy uwu

you a fruit.

 

[OneWayMirror]

i like it when the bidet sprays water at my poopie hole and makes me squeaky clean for daddy uwu

What the fuck is wrong with you

 

[Deleted member 3713]

What the fuck is wrong with you

he just a tad fruity dw bout it. youll get used to it

 

[Chromesthesia_]

what the fuck is a bahrain

 

[Unix]

i like it when the bidet sprays water at my poopie hole and makes me squeaky clean for daddy uwu