NC out-of-context thread

[Jojo Manning]

12:29 AM - poopypants: no u wont
12:29 AM - poopypants: u will fall in love with me
12:29 AM - poopypants: and want to start a famly with me
12:29 AM - poopypants: and maybe even shove bawls in our own asses
12:30 AM - Jojo Manning: what


11:40 PM - Jojo Manning: fag
11:40 PM - poopypants: hey baby
11:40 PM - poopypants: i miss you
11:40 PM - poopypants: cum on my back
11:40 PM - poopypants: i mean come play with me
11:40 PM - Jojo Manning: what the fuck
11:40 PM - poopypants: lmfao
11:40 PM - poopypants: hahah
11:41 PM - poopypants: u cumming
11:41 PM - poopypants: or not
11:41 PM - poopypants: CS GO
11:41 PM - Jojo Manning: n-no...
11:41 PM - poopypants: OR WE CAN GO OUT FOR SOME WINGS AND COCA COLA
11:41 PM - poopypants: THEN WE CAN LIKE FUCK EACH OTHERS SISTERS
11:41 PM - poopypants: im really high on coke right now

 

[Modernglib]

moVE ASIDE FRESH HOT ONE BOYS


12:42 AM - Ethereal Guy: Baby eating should be legal imo

@Ethereal Guy

 

[Modernglib]

2:49 PM - snapchat overdose: OH
2:49 PM - snapchat overdose: ENTRO
2:50 PM - snapchat overdose: SPACCO
2:50 PM - snapchat overdose: ESCO
2:50 PM - snapchat overdose: CIAO
@swexs
@Postino

 

[Rolyat]

2:49 PM - snapchat overdose: OH
2:49 PM - snapchat overdose: ENTRO
2:50 PM - snapchat overdose: SPACCO
2:50 PM - snapchat overdose: ESCO
2:50 PM - snapchat overdose: CIAO
@swexs
@Postino

<::Cavallo::>

 

[Isuckatgaming]

@Nicrobe

 

[Jojo Manning]

11:45 AM - poopypants: let me bang your doggy...that pitbull face he doesnt have to lick he can jsut sniff my bawls...it would FEEL SOO GOOOD duuude

all he does is harass me

 

[MaXenzie]

11:45 AM - poopypants: let me bang your doggy...that pitbull face he doesnt have to lick he can jsut sniff my bawls...it would FEEL SOO GOOOD duuude

all he does is harass me

Hello yes I am here.

Still using an old meme that I hate.

 

[TheInnkeeper]

Still using an old truth that I love.

ftfy

 

[LykosNychi]

11:50 PM - LykosNychi: It's up to them to decide if they want to do it, not me.
11:52 PM - Praetorian: that's what I'd say if I was a part time transgender escort
11:51 PM - LykosNychi: okay
11:52 PM - Praetorian: And I am...
@Praetorian

"Sorry, I'm back. I was chasing a deer."
@Prim



Stalker The English Dragon: I don’t get it. How can you go from a black to another black, but a darker black?

Stalker The English Dragon: Nyahh~

"It doesn't matter how far the continental divide between you and your partner is. If you get a big enough erection, you can span the continents!"
@Stalker

@Lynx

 

[nedoow]

Gungeoneering God: please let me drink you
@Sans

 

[Modernglib]

11:33 PM - Ethereal Guy: I want to make it a bit small just to see how it goes over
@Ethereal Guy

 

[Stalker]

"It doesn't matter how far the continental divide between you and your partner is. If you get a big enough erection, you can span the continents!"

I feel like this belongs in an anime as some sort of quote, I bet it looks great in japanese.

`Anata to anata no pātonā to no ma no tairiku bunsui-kai ga dono kurai hanarete iru ka wa jūyōde wa arimasen. Anata wa ōkina jūbun'na bokki o shutoku suru baai, anata wa tairiku ni matagaru koto ga dekimasu! "

 

[Zak]

I feel like this belongs in an anime as some sort of quote, I bet it looks great in japanese.

`Anata to anata no pātonā to no ma no tairiku bunsui-kai ga dono kurai hanarete iru ka wa jūyōde wa arimasen. Anata wa ōkina jūbun'na bokki o shutoku suru baai, anata wa tairiku ni matagaru koto ga dekimasu! "

i don't speak weeb trash

 

[Rootie "BDTRed" Patootie]

I feel like this belongs in an anime as some sort of quote, I bet it looks great in japanese.

`Anata to anata no pātonā to no ma no tairiku bunsui-kai ga dono kurai hanarete iru ka wa jūyōde wa arimasen. Anata wa ōkina jūbun'na bokki o shutoku suru baai, anata wa tairiku ni matagaru koto ga dekimasu! "

shut the fuck up or im gonna turn on the gas

 

[Appetite Ruining Kebab]

I feel like this belongs in an anime as some sort of quote, I bet it looks great in japanese.

`Anata to anata no pātonā to no ma no tairiku bunsui-kai ga dono kurai hanarete iru ka wa jūyōde wa arimasen. Anata wa ōkina jūbun'na bokki o shutoku suru baai, anata wa tairiku ni matagaru koto ga dekimasu! "

What I got from this:


Anata is a pretty important word.

(Edit: "WHAT I GOT, not what if, damnit)

 

[Strixz]

Speaking of Gurra.
I wonder what he's doing now...

After flash ennit

 

[Goatson]

Zach: a
Sir Goatson: b
Zach: c
Sir Goatson: d
Zach: e
Sir Goatson: f
Zach: g
Sir Goatson: h
Zach: i
Sir Goatson: j
Zach: k
Sir Goatson: l
Zach: m
Sir Goatson: n
Zach: o
Sir Goatson: p
Zach: q
Sir Goatson: r
Zach: s
Sir Goatson: t
Zach: u
Sir Goatson: v
Zach: w
Sir Goatson: x
Zach: z

Sir Goatson: YOU FUCKING RUINED IT
Zach: IM SORRY
Zach: I MESSED IT UP
Zach: I DUN FUCKED UP
Sir Goatson: HOW DO YOU MANAGE
Zach: IM SPECIAL


@Zach

 

[TheInnkeeper]

03:36 - LykosNychi: I HAVE PROBLEM
03:37 - TheSandiestcomet: Huh?
03:37 - LykosNychi: I CANT FIND MY RIGHT TESTICLe
03:37 - TheSandiestcomet: ....
03:37 - LykosNychi: HELP

@LykosNychi

 

[LykosNychi]

03:36 - LykosNychi: I HAVE PROBLEM
03:37 - TheSandiestcomet: Huh?
03:37 - LykosNychi: I CANT FIND MY RIGHT TESTICLe
03:37 - TheSandiestcomet: ....
03:37 - LykosNychi: HELP

@LykosNychi

There is a good reason for this.

 

[TheInnkeeper]

There is a good reason for this.

it doesnt make sense fucking in context either
there IS no context