Serious LGBT Thread

[Deleted member 442]

mine came with an attachment for beard trimming so if you use both then it's virtually gone

just shaved and i can't feel or see a single strand of stubble

can i touch your face?

a long, affectionate stroke of the cheek and jaw.

rub rub rub rub rub

pat pat pat pat

rub rub rub

pat pat

rub

 

[Señor Jaggles]

can i touch your face?

a long, affectionate stroke of the cheek and jaw.

rub rub rub rub rub

pat pat pat pat

rub rub rub

pat pat

rub

Now this is why I grow my thick bushy beard

To avoid people touching my face

 

[Deleted member 442]

Now this is why I grow my thick bushy beard

To avoid people touching my face

ya nice try but i like rubbing my face on beards

 

[Akula]

imagine needing to shave

instead i just get to pay three dollars more for pink razors epic style

 

[PilotBland]

ya nice try but i like rubbing my face on beards

ah

so you’re a masochist

 

[Señor Jaggles]

imagine needing to shave

instead i just get to pay three dollars more for pink razors epic style

Imagine choosing some pink razor over a Gilette that will soften your body like it's made of fucking chocolate

 

[Akula]

Imagine choosing some pink razor over a Gilette that will soften your body like it's made of fucking chocolate

most of the "high end" womens razors are worth it because they're actually designed for body shaving and tend to be pretty good at it but the "cheap" ones are literally just palette swapped mens razors but cost two dollars more lmao it's bullshit

I think I have a gilette one actually, it's pretty good

 

[ButtonLip]

Imagine choosing some pink razor over a Gilette that will soften your body like it's made of fucking chocolate

I force my facial hair to eject from the follicle with sheer force of will.

 

[Deleted member 442]

ah

so you’re a masochist

what do u have against the organic scratching post????

 

[PilotBland]

Imagine choosing some pink razor over a Gilette that will soften your body like it's made of fucking chocolate

>unironically buying a gilette product in 2019

nyaahhahahaa

 

[Señor Jaggles]

>unironically buying a gilette product in 2019

nyaahhahahaa

Silence, grow a beard worth an expensive razor first

I force my facial hair to eject from the follicle with sheer force of will.

Roll Strength Ki, 1d100

 

[Deleted member 442]

i enjoy being brushed uwu

 

[PilotBland]

Godlike sized balls

l-, like uh... like you can see them in the video or?

 

[Ond]

have you thought about getting an electric shaver

got one for free years ago at a pub raffle and it cuts better than any disposable store-bought razor does

Electricals rarely offer a fully smooth shave. I actually went from electrical to razor

 

[Señor Jaggles]

l-, like uh... like you can see them in the video or?

No like you gotta have the balls the size of an elephant's to cosplay to go to some shooting range and record yourself dropping some rounds down range for the internet

Electricals rarely offer a fully smooth shave. I actually went from electrical to razor

This

I can't get my softie face without razor

 

[Pict]

Razors real good compared to a cheap Blunt you get from Co-op.

thank my uni for sending me one for free to clean my curse of a neckbeard.

 

[Señor Jaggles]

Razors real good compared to a cheap Blunt you get from Co-op.

thank my uni for sending me one for free to clean my curse of a neckbeard.

I would only use the razor if my beard allowed it, but it's too stronk, I need to use the electric one first and then shave with the razor.

 

[Ond]

I would only use the razor if my beard allowed it, but it's too stronk, I need to use the electric one first and then shave with the razor.

If you shave regularly it wont be a problem

 

[Pict]

I would only use the razor if my beard allowed it, but it's too stronk, I need to use the electric one first and then shave with the razor.

I'm Jelous you get a proper beard and I live with a stubble neck/moustache. :(

also I just learned not to shave side to side, now my upper lip feels like a itching fire of pain.

on the bright side its not bleeding unlike the slav blunt blades

 

[Señor Jaggles]

If you shave regularly it wont be a problem

My facial hair has always been like this, but even so I can't shave regularly because the skin of my face just like my hands is super sensitive, which goes really bad with a full hard beard.

I'm Jelous you get a proper beard and I live with a stubble neck/moustache. :(

also I just learned not to shave side to side, now my upper lip feels like a itching fire of pain.

Oh yeah that's a bad idea LOL