Elden Ring is the first Mohg-type game
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Wake up liberal! I said wake up. Wake up sleepy head. I made you breakfast.
the only bad thing about playing Fromsoft games on PC is the lack of hate mail (and the dogshit ports)
Books are just badly designed. It’s just walls of text without any interactivity or graphics like bruh this the most unengaging shit ever
i love summons that spend like 30 seconds straight buffing only to die to the boss in 5 seconds
smelly gamer is backkkk
So when I crack my fingers in public, nobody bats an eye... But if I finger my crack in public, SOCIETY LOSES ITS MIND-
landlubbers be like "are you left handed or right handed?" my matey in christ i gots a hook on one of them
Beat Elden Ring, guess it's pretty good
simple shape with small blue or gray oval encased inside. red color optional
Friendship ended with mimic tear, Redmane Knight Ogha is my new best friend
i wanna meet the person who decided to give Malenia lifesteal so we can sit down and have a discussion about game design (feat. knuckles)
dear federal agents: all my posts are serious and i am a threat to society
fallout villains be like "NOOOO this is what's best for the wasteland" meanwhile elder scrolls villains be like "i'm ending the world lmao"
mfw i purchase a wireless device but i crack it open and there's wires inside
calling everything kafkaesque and having no one question you bc no one knows wtf that means
my character is singlehandedly keeping the seafood industry of the Lands Between afloat
call me balls cus i be rolling
She be Shattering my Ring 'til I Elden
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