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Isuckatgaming
Isuckatgaming
Notice: Any request for Dr. Breen to get a direct camera feed from the Civil Protection barracks to his office is to be denied. We all know what happened last time. - ████-4
Dr Heckyll
Dr Heckyll
Dr Breen may no longer visit underage camps
Kafe
Kafe
Dr Breen may not request to pilot a hunter chopper, Infact, Dr Breen may not be within 100 meters of a hunter chopper.
Kafe
Kafe
Dr Breen may not set the deactivation date for the suppression field to: never
Kafe
Kafe
Dr Breen may not use H.R Geiger as a reference for Synth proposals.
Isuckatgaming
Isuckatgaming
There must be no parachutes in or around the citadel in a radius of 500 meters. Additionally, any request for highly elastic cables to be sent to Dr. Breen's office are to be denied
Kafe
Kafe
If Dr Breen requests the identity of 'concerned', flat out deny his request, we have lost too many Overwatch Elites in attempting to apprehend him.
Kafe
Kafe
Dr Breen may not use his urine to fill a can of Private reserve, even if it is technically not deceptive advertising.
Khiel
Khiel
Dr. Breen is to be informed that D22 weaponry is not to be referred to as 'my little friend'
Isuckatgaming
Isuckatgaming
Notice: Any letters addressed to Breen must have the name of the sender either altered or outright censored. The last letter caused at least 4 documented autonomous waivers and resulted in a net loss of 0.52% of the remaining population.
Kafe
Kafe
@Slim Dr Breen is not to be aware of D22, amputate the informant and schedule an MMR session as soon as possible.
Khiel
Khiel
D22 robots above breen - in cass we trust
Kafe
Kafe
Dr Breen may not be able to proclaim he is the creator of Gordon Freeman, the resulting family cohesion would result in amputation.
ButtonLip
ButtonLip
Doctor Breen may no longer be allowed to write his own political slogans. His last slogan in opposition to the environmentalist movement, 'Breen Before Green,' resulted in smug chuckling throughout every broadcast he used it in.
Kafe
Kafe
Dr Breen is not allowed to own and maintain a zen garden, we still don't know why Antlions keep emerging from it.
Khiel
Khiel
If a scanner can fit down the barrel, Dr Breen is to assume it is not safe for civil protection use.
Kafe
Kafe
In addition, Dr Breen may not abuse the scanners for 'Glamour shots' of himself or the local population. We still have not been able to wipe all of the resulting images off of the database.
Isuckatgaming
Isuckatgaming
Dr. Breen is prohibited from possessing any knowledge about the citadel's reactor core. If he finds his way down there, do NOT let him press the red button again.
Kafe
Kafe
Dr Breen may not challenge the stalkers to another staring contest. The last session lasted 3 days and he missed critical Advisor meetings.
Kafe
Kafe
Dr Breen may not proclaim he 'defeated Alaric' - Nobody exists with that name in our database of known resistance members.