Dear dog: You claim to want me to throw the stick, yet whenever I try to take it you run away with it. Curious.
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Now I am become drunk, driver of cars
analog horror fans dying of a heart attack after i show them a VHS tape
she nebulous my dot til i cloud
"people" shorter than 6 feet explaining to me that starving them is a "human rights violation" while i hold a plate of food above my head (they can't reach it)
Hundreds of hours in Civ V have given me insight into global politics and economics beyond what you could ever hope to achieve in your socialist collage courses. Checkmate lieberals
gorilla walking dot gif
cool to see WW3RP get 3 warillion players on its opening night!
hi binch
Fact: 90% of gambling addicts quit right when they're about to hit it big. Just keep at it boys.
How come trans people always call themselves lame normal names instead of cool stuff like "Deathkiller 4000 the Magnificent"
MINIONS SET TO MAKE €900,000,000,000,000,000 MINONILLIAN DOLLARS AT BOX OFFICE
Gas: lit. Gate: kept. Girl: bossed.
Inflation isn't real. Make shit cheaper or I will steal it
The people who scammed kids on RuneScape by promising to gold trim their rune armor grew up to scam people into buying nfts
Me plotting to scrub as much data off the internet as possible so future historians can have fun using their imagination
This is truly revolutionary technology. Sleek. Modern. Cutting edge! People back in 2016 would not believe this if they saw it. The pinnacle of innovation. This can be compared only to when man first set foot on the moon.
Who is Miss Information and why shouldn't I fall for her
Even the hardest thugs have to sometimes empty the dishwasher
As the great red crewmate once said: "This is sus, lets vote out orange". I truly took his words to heart -
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