Corrupt-A-Wish

[Samuel Walton]

I wish for an infinite supply of KFC

Yeah but the only infinite thing you can get from KFC is a Caesar side salad.

I wish I lived in another country.

 

[Chris .P. Bacon]

I wish I lived in another country.

granted, but you stay in prison and don't know how to speak the language of that country

I wish for 100% success rate in everything I do, like betting and doing a backflip etc

 

[Zarail]

granted, but you stay in prison and don't know how to speak the language of that country

I wish for 100% success rate in everything I do, like betting and doing a backflip etc

Granted, but due to your success in betting, you've been banned from every type of gambling game for suspected cheating. Also, noone sees you doing the backflips, not even on video.

I wish I could play any instrument fluently.

 

[Samuel Walton]

I wish I could play any instrument fluently.

Granted, but you can't speak any language fluently. And you can't compose your own music

I wish i had the ability to be invisible whenever I wanted to.

 

[Zarail]

Granted, but you can't speak any language fluently. And you can't compose your own music

I wish i had the ability to be invisible whenever I wanted to.

Granted, but only works in complete darkness where noone can see you anyway.

I wish my PC wasn't infested with malware.

 

[Charlie]

Granted, but only works in complete darkness where noone can see you anyway.

I wish my PC wasn't infested with malware.

Granted, but now it's super slow and unresponsive.

I wish I could meet my true love.

 

[Samuel Walton]

I wish my PC wasn't infested with malware.

Granted, but instead, your PC is filled with trojans.

I wish I could run some games on a higher fps than 30

 

[Chris .P. Bacon]

Granted, but due to your success in betting, you've been banned from every type of gambling game for suspected cheating. Also, noone sees you doing the backflips, not even on video.

I can still open csgo cases and get all the amazing skins and then sell them

 

[Samuel Walton]

I wish I could meet my true love.

Granted but they would not love you back.

I wish I wasn't hungry right now.

 

[Charlie]

I can still open csgo cases and get all the amazing skins and then sell them

unresponsive as in, Windows XP trying to run MGS:V on ultra settings
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Granted but they would not love you back.

I wish I wasn't hungry right now.

Granted, but from now on you're always not hungry.

 

[Chris .P. Bacon]

unresponsive as in, Windows XP trying to run MGS:V on ultra settings

That wasn't a wish lmao. I was just saying how my corrupted wish wasn't that bad xd

 

[nash]

That wasn't a wish lmao. I was just saying how my corrupted wish wasn't that bad xd

Granted, that wasn't a wish.


I wish for infinite wishes

 

[Chris .P. Bacon]

Granted, that wasn't a wish.


I wish for infinite wishes

If you use one wish that the entire planet will explode, and kill you, and you cant wish that away

 

[nash]

If you use one wish that the entire plant will explode, and kill you, and you cant wish that away

AN ENTIRE PLANT?


WHAT THE FUCK

Yea ok whatever

 

[Chris .P. Bacon]

planet*

 

[The Red Devil]

I wish I could take back the holy land

 

[NightLock]

I wish I could take back the holy land

Granted, but depending on what holy land you think it is, it'll always turn out to be another one

I wish to never have to sleep or be tired

 

[Samuel Walton]

I wish to never have to sleep or be tired

Granted, but you'd be forever bored.

I wish I could be a transformer. (Why not xD)

 

[Charlie]

Granted, but you'd be forever bored.

I wish I could be a transformer. (Why not xD)

Granted but you have to suffer the pain of transforming into different things, which is big considering our nerves system and all the bones breaking in your body.


I wish I could eat what I want whenever I want

 

[The Red Devil]

Granted but you have to suffer the pain of transforming into different things, which is big considering our nerves system and all the bones breaking in your body.


I wish I could eat what I want whenever I want

Granted, but whatever you eat always has an obscene amount of salt on it