CRUSADER KINGS 3 HYPE

[bubblegum]

Why are the stress coping mechanisms so damn relatable

dudes jerking off

 

[Isuckatgaming]

dudes jerking off

This dude don't need jerking off he's got his wife and sister if he wants to get it on

 

[Mute]

Ck3’s got a titty slider

 

[Isuckatgaming]

Ck3’s got a titty slider

yeah genes determine basically everything about appearance

so IN THEORY

If you only marry women with huge titties and men who's ancestors had huge titties

You will eventually have a dynasty of where every woman has huge milkers

 

[Mute]

If you only marry women with huge titties and men who's ancestors had huge titties

You will eventually have a dynasty of where every woman has huge milkers

Fuck getting genius or attractive or herculean traits to make the perfect heir im going for a maximum milkers slider run

 

[Isuckatgaming]

Fuck getting genius or attractive or herculean traits to make the perfect heir im going for a maximum milkers slider run

brb making a mod for a genetic trait that determines the size of milkers

 

[MaXenzie]

brb making a mod for a genetic trait that determines the size of milkers

BIG MILKERS
fertility +50%
diplomacy +5
prowess -5

 

[Isuckatgaming]

I found the map editor guys

 

[the last man]

Ck3’s got a titty slider

If you only marry women with huge titties and men who's ancestors had huge titties

You will eventually have a dynasty of where every woman has huge milkers

maximum milkers slider run

 

[Deleted member 4425]

So...

You wanna grow your realm, but you're a schemer that sucks at waging war.

Don't worry friend, do I have the solution for you.

Utilizing your gigantic brain and backstabbing skills properly will lead you to you outmaneuvering your opponents and easily winning any war only using your cunning machinations.

Step 1: Unlock kidnapper perk

Step 2:

get fucked *nglo SCUM

 

[MaXenzie]

the only issue with the imprison plan is when you're in a defensive war

i keep playing as ireland in 867 and its guaranteed that i will have war declared on my only county by neighbors as soon as the game starts

as far as i can tell there is no way to survive in 867 ireland, you just get gangbanged by all of your neighbours

 

[Mute]

get fucked *nglo SCUM

King Mute secures victory over the anglos

 

[Isuckatgaming]

the only issue with the imprison plan is when you're in a defensive war

i keep playing as ireland in 867 and its guaranteed that i will have war declared on my only county by neighbors as soon as the game starts

as far as i can tell there is no way to survive in 867 ireland, you just get gangbanged by all of your neighbours

solution: don't play ireland in 867

in fact, don't play anywhere in the british isles in 867 unless you wanna get rolf stomped by Halfdan and co.

 

[bubblegum]

get fucked *nglo SCUM

tiocfaidh ár lá

is England still tutorial island?

 

[MaXenzie]

is England still tutorial island?

ireland, munster

 

[Isuckatgaming]

is England still tutorial island?

Ireland is literally the tutorial island, since that's where the tutorial takes place

 

[Deleted member 61]

started out as west francia

set my high iq daughter to beneficiary and ended up doing the most in the crusade

i end up becoming queen of jerusalem

full tree in whole of body, extra healthy
full tree in theologian
up to scholarly circles in scholarly.

age 66.
celibate since death of herbert karling, husband at 24
max level piety

assassinated the caliph after they invaded me, fortunately, married into the byzantiums for the alliance.

not sure how long im going to last without them allied anymore.

surprisingly managed all this without save scumming

funny enough, my queen has 1 child while my female heir has 7 children and allegedly, many of them are not her husband's.


bonus:

 

[Mute]

I have come to realize im just really shit at this game

 

[Isuckatgaming]

I united the Spanish kingdoms of Galicia, Léon, Castille, and Navarra as King Alfonso of Leon

All their land is now just Léon; A large de-jure kingdom covering the top half of the Iberian peninsula

I would've loved to get more (mostly Aragon) but my ruler was pushing into old age and partition is scary. Plus it seemed fitting to unite the kingdoms my father held into one.

 

[Deleted member 61]

tfw i won most participation in another crusade and now i can play as Christian Syria or stay as Christian Jerusalem.

god bless mercenaries